Ah yes, the way to become unaffected by Western sanctions is to emulate the country that lives in perpetual serfdom and give up all those small luxuries you've become accustomed to before they can be taken away. Makes perfect sense!
Since Starlink operates in Low-Earth Orbit, they shouldn't be a danger to all of the more common Geo-synchronous Orbit satellites who are 10x father from Earth than these LEO objects.
She's a brave woman, talking to the reporter for that story. In that state, she'll likely be harassed and threatened as a "baby murderer" even though this obviously was not her first choice.
Isn't the Genie usually depicted as malicious, or at least mischievous? I would expect the Genie to grant the wish, knowing what a shitshow it would be.
DuckDuckGo uses Bing as well, so I'm not sure why it's better for you than Yahoo or bing.com. I personally am fine using DDG, as it provides the results I'm looking for and doesn't track me for asking.
When you work with snakes you should not be surprised if you get bit.