MHLoppy @ MHLoppy @fedia.io

Currently studying CS and some other stuff. Best known for previously being

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There is !notnottheonion@lemmy.ml but it's basically the same as !theonion@sh.itjust.works and !theonion@midwest.social

The mouth animations used intermittently for some lines are a bit uncanny valley for me personally 😅 but really love to see the higher res / higher FPS!

Life alternates between the 🫠 emoji and the 😤 emoji

You may also enjoy the headline-only post: Report: Recession fears forcing more Americans to hold off on retiring from presidency

Wait "folks" has a status implication? IS NO WORD SIMPLY UNPROBLEMATIC!? IS NOTHING SACRED FROM THIS LINGUISTIC HELL

I think it's applicant tracking system? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applicant_tracking_system

I thought some of the options looks "fine" aesthetically, but I think I've already been corrupted to prioritize machine-readability over ✨style✨, and that's already from pre-chatGPT days haha - you should see how ugly some of the templates I was given at uni were compared to this :P

Yes but the reverse isn't true: one of the best is not necessarily the best. They start off with the better claim then water it down! Clearly the entire EU is just in it for the views and ad revenue!!

Ages ago (>5 years) I used a well-regarded online tool for this. I came back a few years later and they had, in the meantime, changed what was freely accessible, so I could no longer update my previously-created resume easily.

I'm sure most of the time Canva would be fine (especially for one-off usage like you've described). I'd still really prefer to not use SaaS for stuff like this where I want to come back later to update it in the future - I don't want my access cut off because line didn't go up enough, or the developer decided to call it quits or whatever X_X

Fair enough!

Counterpoint: SaaS 🤢

Sometimes the less-optimal tool you know beats the more-optimal tool you don't ¯(ツ)_/¯

The best-known CV format in Europe

The Europass CV is one of the best-known CV formats in Europe. (emphasis added)

Straight to lying clickbait, unbelievable. /s

Unfortunately ceasing interaction with those people ceases the interaction of their money and your bank account 😔

Unfortunately still can't stop someone from importing the PDF into Word anyway 🫠

I can't believe you sacrificed clippy!?

I myself like to put a little bit of pocket lint into the CPU socket for good luck. Maybe offer it a few crumbs of what I've been eating in case it was hungry. That's totally normal right?

Nice to see he took it in stride given how.. aggressive the post was about him lol

Idk man, it doesn't seem absurd enough to make me think The Onion would post this specific headline - the "tremendous progress" is a good start but the rest of it is too mundane

There may yet be time to rename the sea pig to the glorbo

Hey if you do it first you'll probably make the news!