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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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My large adult son has turned into a donut

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  • Awww heckn pupperino

    • I seriously recommend that you don't start fights with hexbear

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  • Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?

    • How do I stop doomscrolling?

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  • Bloom scroll instead

    • (CW: SA/Pedophilia) The absolute state of this fucking shit hole country

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  • If your country requires child abuse to function, your country shouldn't exist

    • And God said, "I will give thee a pattern-seeking brain"

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  • Boondocks is so good

    • I heard you liked beanis so here's Mr. Beanis eating beanis while being chased by a giant beanis

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  • Nah I can't draw for shit lmao

    • Firefox is fine. The people running it are not

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  • Yeah problem is the only other option seems to be Brave and that's also run by shitheads

    I don't think there are many browsers that aren't run by jerks.

    • Restoring an old Zenith TV - glasslinger

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    • What temperature is room temperature?

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  • 21 Celsius

    • Turns out, everyone there is a G*mer

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  • temu

    • Click here to cringe and die immediately

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    • I.. i have to come clean to you all

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  • See this is why you should trust me instead of the beanis posters because I would NEVER come clean

    • Click here to cringe and die immediately

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  • Sorry.

    Is being a ghost cool?

    • Click here to cringe and die immediately

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  • White house rule 34 wasn't something I wanted to think about.

    The worst thing is that I am 90% sure this exists

    • Cute synching walking kitties emojis tag yourself

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  • I'm the glooby kitty

    • What is the most reactionary sport? What is the most proletarian?

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  • Most reactionary= bean counting

    Most proletarian= fart contest

    • No tankies are allowed in this post

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  • Don't worry, only libs use Hexbear

    • Time to move on.

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  • I hope to hell shit like this is just confused bots playing the role of people who will defend the worst shit ever.

    • Hear me out...

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  • WHY DOES THE ROBOT HAVE CAKE

    • title

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  • Jumpscare

    • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Bedtime cat post