Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

holy shit look at all this dort

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Imagining a version of Scubs where JD is the now a depressed war veteran with a tragic back story who can't stop murdering patients while yelling "MY WIIIIIFE!"

Eat a lot of beans so you toot yourself to death

OK but can I draw nudes

Weeds used be a normal thing in gardens until the US had a bunch of newly developed herbicides they wanted to sell in the late 40s and 50s.

Bird union banned it

Delicious radium

OK this one got me

Fun fact, if you ever want to scare Dirt_Owl, body horror is the way to go

We will persist and build something better than these idiots.

Haha holy shit I was close

What is that thing? It's a bomb, right? I've seen it referenced before.

Don't even talk to me unless your penis tuft is immaculate 💅

grossest joke I've ever made. Ban me.

Kiryu giving long Corbyn vibes in that emote

I had a weird as fuck dream last night that I was a an actual taxi car in New York and I refused to stop to pick up passengers because I was grossed out by the idea of them crawling inside of me.

Beep beep.

"Kids die all the time, get used to it."

It would be very funny to me if she found this and got mad about it lol

I am feeling petty today

He's trying his BEST

Didn't he already try this a few months ago and fail?

Its going to ask you about white genocide in South Africa every time you drive it

Y is everyone so mean to wood bison smh