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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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  • It's beautiful. Emote material even. Do you mind if I steal it and post it to the emote comm?

  • He's a ringmaster for a circus and several of his acrobats have been eaten by tigers.

  • Cute @hexbear.net

    I brought you a coin

  • I live in sin and I'm quite happy that way, thank you

  • EXPOSED: EVIL CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS CREATING HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRIDS AND IS FORCING THEM TO MARRY

  • videos @hexbear.net

    YouTube Poop: Bugs

  • My hatred of Dorf is now pure. I have achieved enlightenment.

  • Thanks, things are going well for me, I'm just waiting for my brain to realise it too.

  • Another day trying to trick the world into thinking I'm normal and failing badly let's gooooooo

    vibrates in barely keeping it together

  • What do you mean? It's completely "normal"!

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Wait, what?

  • There's something about the way these people write that just immediately pisses me off

    Probably not a good quality for politicians to have

  • Imagining a version of Scubs where JD is the now a depressed war veteran with a tragic back story who can't stop murdering patients while yelling "MY WIIIIIFE!"

  • Eat a lot of beans so you toot yourself to death

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

  • Weeds used be a normal thing in gardens until the US had a bunch of newly developed herbicides they wanted to sell in the late 40s and 50s.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Hahahahaha

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Congratulate on the pregante

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Big if true

    music @hexbear.net

    Carpet by Toby fox

    badposting @hexbear.net

    LUIGI GONNA NUT

    badposting @hexbear.net

    I heard you liked beanis so here's Mr. Beanis eating beanis while being chased by a giant beanis

    games @hexbear.net

    Are any of the post DS Ace Attorney games worth playing?

    badposting @hexbear.net

    How to make a Hexbear nervous

    badposting @hexbear.net

    The call is coming from inside the House! 😱

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Yo check out my new polycule

    badposting @hexbear.net

    This is what will happen if any of you fuckers cross me

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Awoooga wowowow mama mia hachi machi humminahumminahummina

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Holy crap Lois, it's Adam Sansler!

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Oh fuck they found him

    Cute @hexbear.net

    Shneeeeeeef

    badposting @hexbear.net

    guys i feel weird do i look okay?