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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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  • Imagining a version of Scubs where JD is the now a depressed war veteran with a tragic back story who can't stop murdering patients while yelling "MY WIIIIIFE!"

  • Eat a lot of beans so you toot yourself to death

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

  • Weeds used be a normal thing in gardens until the US had a bunch of newly developed herbicides they wanted to sell in the late 40s and 50s.

  • OK this one got me

  • Fun fact, if you ever want to scare Dirt_Owl, body horror is the way to go

  • We will persist and build something better than these idiots.

  • What is that thing? It's a bomb, right? I've seen it referenced before.

  • Don't even talk to me unless your penis tuft is immaculate 💅

    grossest joke I've ever made. Ban me.

  • I had a weird as fuck dream last night that I was a an actual taxi car in New York and I refused to stop to pick up passengers because I was grossed out by the idea of them crawling inside of me.

    Beep beep.

  • "Kids die all the time, get used to it."

  • Didn't he already try this a few months ago and fail?

  • Its going to ask you about white genocide in South Africa every time you drive it

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Hahahahaha

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Congratulate on the pregante

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Big if true

    music @hexbear.net

    Carpet by Toby fox

    badposting @hexbear.net

    LUIGI GONNA NUT

    badposting @hexbear.net

    I heard you liked beanis so here's Mr. Beanis eating beanis while being chased by a giant beanis

    games @hexbear.net

    Are any of the post DS Ace Attorney games worth playing?

    badposting @hexbear.net

    How to make a Hexbear nervous

    badposting @hexbear.net

    The call is coming from inside the House! 😱

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Yo check out my new polycule

    badposting @hexbear.net

    This is what will happen if any of you fuckers cross me

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Awoooga wowowow mama mia hachi machi humminahumminahummina

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Holy crap Lois, it's Adam Sansler!

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Oh fuck they found him

    Cute @hexbear.net

    Shneeeeeeef

    badposting @hexbear.net

    guys i feel weird do i look okay?

    news @hexbear.net

    Positive Leftist News for June 2025

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Which one of you sick freaks made this?

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I salute you, dinosaur man