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Richard Speed

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  • The UK is so far from getting a replacement bus to be anywhere near this speed.

    • Hot as hell, but not a mozzy in sight?

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  • But the wasps have appeared in the last couple of days.

    • Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor.

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  • I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

    • The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.

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  • Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

    • How do animals in the Peppa Pig universe work?

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  • Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

    • Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor.

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  • Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

    • Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor.

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  • Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

    You can take a horse to water…

    • ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage

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  • A Place In The Sunni.

    • ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage

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  • Followed by Homes Under The Hamas.

    • Srsly

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  • And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

    • What is the worst candy you've ever tasted?

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  • Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

    • Might be time to find another job

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  • If only there was a whey to revive it.

    • What's your memory of HMV?

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  • It was no Virgin Megastore.

    • What are your favourite crisps?

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  • I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

    • Might be time to find another job

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  • Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

    • Welcome to the United Kingdom

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  • Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

    • You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough

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  • Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

    • Need help licking those clean?

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  • Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

    • colour-changing Dairy Milk bar

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  • There’s no problem, just eat them quicker.