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Thoughts on fancy cookies like pistachio?

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  • Not if you take them out of their shells first.

    • Royal Mail given go-ahead to scrap second-class post on Saturdays

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  • I bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…

    • 2017.10.04

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  • See that second panel? That’s you, that is.

    • Heathrow to pipe 'sounds of an airport' around airport

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  • “The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • Ankh Morpork

    • Measles cases surge to record high since disease was declared eliminated in the US

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  • A seemingly large portion of its population seem to have chosen freedom from education.

    • Europeans, how far do you walk for groceries?

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  • 1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • And lots of decibels.

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • Because that all makes perfect sense.

    Well, the kg bit does anyway.

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • You’re mixing up weight and volume measurements, and everyone knows an average American is a lot of decibels.

    • UK experts inspect fighter jet stuck in India for three weeks

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  • Has anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?

    • TikTok Is Reportedly Making a U.S. Version of the App

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  • I wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.

    • In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

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  • Says the person without tits on their furniture.

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  • Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?

    • Important question

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  • Why not #9?

    • Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?

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  • I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

    • Some extremely localized fog.

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  • Someone’s vaping down there.

    • Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help

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  • Absolutely. Best get those graphic designers to help fix the economy.

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    Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help

    Caption this

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  • I’m the captain now.

    • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Do a bit of murdering on the way