She has been selected. She is The One.

I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.

Shibboleths are amazing! Calgary is almost universally pronounced "Cal-Gary" by non-locals, locals say "Calgree"

Yes, this. Many pages have a 5-15 second blank delay for reasons I can't figure out when using Firefox. I still use Firefox, but that delay is rough on my blood pressure some days.

You're in my brain

I dunno... Coast Guard?

Gotta brush up on my eyeball shots

This is precisely what I came here to say!

Bootcamp® -> Audio Engineer, perhaps?

I avoided shaving for more than a decade. Electric razors and cartridge jobs left me with endless ingrown hairs and irritation so beard and clippers for me. The only thing I hadn't tried was a safety razor for fear of nicking myself into oblivion.

Enter the Henson Al-13. I'm very happy with it. Amazingly easy, close shave with very little in terms of nicking. I switched from the RK blades it came with to a slightly milder blade and I'm super happy! I can shave clean every day or two with no ingrown hairs, no irritation, no nicks.

Brilliant equipment and extremely well machined. You can switch to milder blades if you're struggling, or more aggressive ones if you need. The ability to tune the handle to fit your skin and hair is absolutely game changing. Truly BIFL.

... and nothing of value was lost.

I see blue and gold. Am I having a stroke?