You Can Order Robot Dog With Flamethrower

Thermonator is supposed to help with wildfire control and prevention.

They were so concerned with whether they could, they forgot to ask if they should

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Just bought some to keep me company while commuting, what could go wrong?
Perfect for jogging
I mean, why not just adopt a stray dog on the street, strap a flamethrower on its back, and have it follow you around. Would be way cheaper