You control the children you created (the sims)

Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl
- Fantasy animal blood Sports is 100% pokemon. I'm not sure about Florida man, though.
  
  Sports?
- Tiny people gotta be Attack on Titan
  
  I thought it is LOTR
  
  Nah, go classic. Gantz.
- im annoyed i didn't get those because i am avid fans of both.
- I thought the mha one was Steven Universe
- 3rd last Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time)?
  
  I don't think so? There's at least 2 people getting hand-me-downs.

weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.
- Portal?
  
  100% has to be.
  
  maybe (yes)

Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.
- This fits most shooter games
  
  The most kid filled shooter, because kids are psychos. So Fortnite?
- I'm also thinking Borderlands

You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.
E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.
- Dark souls, final answer
- Nier Replicant?

a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.
- λ
  
  They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.
  
  why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
  
  Gordon Freeman, in the flesh.
- Alt: a scientist comes late to work, causes apocalypse
- captain underpants or the avengers

Pokemon
?
My Hero Academia
Attack on Titan
Zelda?
Animal Crossing
- Pretty sure 5 is Artemis Fowl.
  
  But that's a good description of that series, or at least the first book. So it's a pretty bad, bad description.
- 2 is probably Fight Club
  
  I don't think you can call an independent novel/movie part of a 'franchise'.

Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.
- Pheonix Wright
  
  I was tempted to just say "gay lawyers", but the challenge was a BAD description, and that one is just too good.
  
  Oh yeah, that reminds me to download those games onto my 2ds. And the professor Layton games.

A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer
- I didn't know Mike Tyson's autobiography was made into a video game

Travel the galaxy, pick your favorite prime color.
- Could be Elite:Dangerous.
  
  Ha. Good guess but no. The prime color is more of a dig at the ending if that gives you more of a hint.
- Star Trek

a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.
- sounds like another trump term
- Okay I have to know wtf you're talking about
  
  it's a brief summary of the second half of Sam & Max: Save The World.
  
  Seconded

Internet spaceships is serious business.
- Star Citizen?
  Or is it EVE online?
  
  Eve

thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals
- Forza Horizon!
  
  you bet
  
  I had that game but never paid attention to how it worked. somehow missed all that.
- That almost sounds like real life Donegal Rally weekend!
- The wild one

woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk
- That's a pretty good description of Horizon
  
  Worse, spoiler version:
  !Robot makes woman to kill robots!<
- and gets turned into Lego minifigure as a punishment?
  
  Plastic woman hunts plastic metal animals for some reason
- Because she's rad!

Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff

Destry the local economy by flooding the market with groceries, animal products, and fermented goods.
- Stardew
- While going into town twice a week to love bomb the locals
- Most rpgs with a sell function do that. Undertale was really smart with that.

Animal genocide in the name of fashion
- Monster Hunter
- cruella?
  
  How fat was Cruella? Genocide is a lot of puppies
- This one is hard. I'm thinking of a bunch of survival games.
  I think the Far Cry/assassins creed games also have you kill a bunch of animals to upgrade your clothes. Like Kill 12 endangered whales to hold 2 more revolver rounds or something ridiculous.
  
  Haha not quite, it's Monster Hunter
  the core gameplay loop is kill monster -> craft stronger equipment out of its corpse -> kill stronger monster -> repeat, and eventually you're killing these things just because the armor they make looks so good.

Game: bodily fluid kills monsters
Book: black juice shows you horrors
- Book is John Dies at the End?
  
  Yup
- Binding of Isaac, don't know book
  
  Ya boi
- just reread jdate and spiders, on book 3 rn. which is your favorite?
  
  I like the first one the best but I also like to take treat story as being totally true in their world so maybe that affects things

vegetable commits many crimes
- Veggie tales has taken a harsh turn since i last saw it.

farm boy gets pointy ears to make a mess and then just leaves
colonial iceman sacrifices ally, wages war and talks with himself
telepaths vs sociopaths
arranged marriage runaway gets stuck in infernal bureaucracy
holy thief gets cucked by holy mariner with holy architect
- What are these?
  
  Eragon, The Expanse, Sense8, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Percy Jackson

Japanese man gets into fist fights with every criminal organization in his country for plot reasons. And wins.
::: spoiler answer Yakuza / Ryū ga Gotoku series :::

Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)
Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)

Cartoon addiction combines with superpower to stop war

Guy/Gal join group of white haired secret organization to fight against various divinities and ghost of a long lost past. Ends up saving the universe from nihilistic bird in the process.
- One of the FF
  
  It is for sure a common trope in FF 😂
- I never really thought about the fact that 3/5 scions, plus the twins, all have white hair before...
  
  Funny piece of trivia, it was because the old game engine rendered white hair up close way better than any other hair color. And it stuck XD
- This sounds really familiar, but i can't put my finger on it.
  
  "That boy just ain't buoyant." 😉
- Mystery Inc.
  
  Nop. The "Guy/Gal" is an important clue.

Man pisses off god, gets turned into small demon child.
- Tanya the Evil. Nothing like a militant atheist praying magical artillery fire into existence while basically fighting for Nazi Germany.
  
  They are pretty explicitly based off the German Empire, though they do have a solid mix of WW1 and WW2 equipment on all sides.

Space Mom and Space Dad are fighting again and the kids are getting sick of their shit.
- Beltalowda!
  
  I really need to watch/read The Expanse.

Teenager eats a mummy, fights ghosts then a bunch of people die.
- Jujutsu Kaisen?
  
  Lol yep!

Game developer removes the logout button & makes his hardware literally kill people and calls both a feature
- sword art online?

Heavy use of incest to gain control over Afro-Eurasia

here's an easy one: anthropomorphic eulipotyphlan runs around beating the crap out of a roughly spherical human
- Yeah, I can't guess this one. What is it?
  
  i'll give you another hint: a roughly spherical human and his army of robots
  if you need one more hint, google what animals are in the eulipotyphlan family

What do you mean Japan was never Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire?
Explore space, meet new people, kill them and eat them when they shoot your dog.
Read books, feed the door, dream the riddles answer, become one that will never die.
- The only thing that's coming to mind is Warhammer but I'm pretty sure that's wrong
  
  It's three things! 1. Europa Universalis 4, 2. Stellaris, and 3. Is Cultist Simulator

Some rich girl creates a realistic robot

Hotsex IV
- I WILL NOT DIE ON HOTSEX

You're driving along and then you're struck by lightning and shrink.

"Your gods are false. Here are some guns."

Everyone is dead

The fantabulous adventures of a secondary character that is bigger than life and death

Bisexual Hamster Wheel
Bisexual Hamster Wheel II

you play as a weird 'slanky' thing (quoth markiplier), get eaten by a lizard, and lore back into existence
technically you can NOT be eaten by a lizard, but no one's ever done that

guy hates free beer
(okay, for all 'it's, this is really stretching it)