Guess how my day started

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Three bathrooms, three plungers. Never be caught without one.
- Toss in some bidets, a squatty potty and baby you got a stew going.
  
  We have a bidet on every toilet, but not a squatty potty. We tried one at our last place, but it quickly got really gross.
- I brought one into the office because we only had 1 plunger between 2 stalls

Or it breaks when guests are already on the way. Then you think for the rest of your life.

I think about them when I check into a hotel because I've had to make that call a time or two.

If you play close attention to the "power' of your toilets flush... you'll notice when it's getting close to a clog. That flush will make you second guess something isn't right. And if your neglect it, you will sooner or later realize it was in fact on its way to clog.
The life of a homeowner. Many of you have NO idea the amount of chit you need to learn and pay attention to on a daily basis to make sure your home is well maintained. Adulting fkin sucks.

Sometimes I think about those cartoon scenes where a character has a plunger stuck in their face. That's technically more than 0%.

Not true! Mine’s exceptionally ugly, so I think “I really need to replace it” the instant I walk in.
- I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough...

The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven't you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.
Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.
- Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.
  Just like your toilet

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

You only make this mistake once, hopefully. The first night I moved into my new place, many years ago was a bad night. My stuff didn't show up yet. It was getting delivered in a few days. I didn't even take a big dump. It just clogged up. I had to get an emergency plunger and since that move I make sure there is one close by during moves.

No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it'll be your first purchase lol

You will spend 0% of your life thinking about dishwashers until yours breaks.
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Don't use plungers, just use a heap of oxygen bleach and possibly also soap (and time)

Literally used this video yesterday to unclog a very stubborn tp clog. It worked
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- A good poop knife will do the trick. Perhaps those are more common in your locale.
  Also, not to brag, but our American poops are significantly larger than most and even though a bidet is more hygienic and feels nicer, we prefer to use large volumes of processed wood pulp on our butts.
  
  Can confirm - am poop knife.