M'lordddddddd, my cyberwagon hath crashed itself.
M'lordddddddd, my cyberwagon hath crashed itself.
Guys I had my Truck for less than 350 miles. something happened i cant explain... I was driving like usual and when coming into a turn releasing the accelerator but the speed wasnt reducing... so i pressed the brake... but it didnt engage.... until it was too late and i hit a signal light pole...
Guys I had my Truck for less than 350 miles. something happened i cant explain... I was driving like usual and when coming into a turn releasing the accelerator but the speed wasnt reducing... so i pressed the brake... but it didnt engage.... until it was too late and i hit a signal light pole, also airbags didnt deploy.
Here are some pics of damage
https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/img_1966-jpeg-jpg.42234/
https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/img_1968-jpeg-jpg.42235/
https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/img_1967-jpeg-jpg.42237/
[the front bumper, bonnet, and driver side panels are fucked. The driver remains the crumple zone]
Regen was working but it was limited it was different than before ( I’m doing a bad job of explaining), hence the application of brakes which also had a delayed feeling. I’m glad to be uninjured 🙏
Feeling a bit sore
Still love the truck though.
The comments seem to mostly be attacking him for having a new account. The shill is spreading FUD, not warning them that the brakes and airbags can spontaneously fail in a turn.
Feeling a bit sore
Still love the truck though.
I was like “he said the thing!!”
Very good customer service today and the truck is amazing!
THE THING HE SAID THE THING
Feeling a bit sore
Still love the truck though.
Still love the truck though
Can they at least change it up a bit? Surely there are other ways to profess your love. Just stop saying the same thing all the other CT owners say you fucking NPCs
I assume it's a kind of shibboleth to assure other Tesla fans that you are still one of them.
Had no idea this forum even existed lmao. Absolutely bizarre to scroll through it and every other post is like "The Cybertruck killed my family and sliced my ankles and also the employees spit in my eye when they delivered it," inevitably followed by comments along the lines of, "Aw man, I'm still waiting for mine. Lucky!"
Brain rot.
It's one of my favourite forums. There's a whole genre of posts where the cyberwagon cuts someone and they blame themselves while praising it: (CW: blood) https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/delivered-but-wrist-cut-injury-during-delivery-er-visit.17610/
We are getting closer and closer to scythed wheels, aren't we?
I am so thankful for the relentless cost engineering that made this vehicle objectively horrible. It pushed all my vector-graphics nostalgia buttons and I was in love with the stupid pointy truck the moment it was revealed. If it had been even a little less shitty, I probably would be saving for a down payment. But, no, they really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel, and just kept scraping.
It's okay it only killed my wife, I hated her anyway, LOVE THE TRUCK THOUGH
My cybertruck killed my wife, stole my house, took my daughters legs, and sold my dog
Still love the truck tho
Sorry to hear this. On the contrary, my Cybertruck saved me the other day by engaging automatic emergency brake when I was distracted for a moment!
Another good comment:
Tesla isn't lining any pockets so the lobbyists are practicing some internet gorilla warfare
Gorilla warfare? Never seen that before, but I imagine it'd be pretty scary!
Still love the truck though.
This is a fucking meme phrase now
Cyber truck links all systems through a single daisy chained connection instead of the separate dedicated wiring harnesses that traditional automakers use.
This saves Tesla money.
It's also why these catastrophic loss of control events will keep happening.Fellas, is it innovation to have a single point of failure?
How do i put it, even the cheapest christmas lights are not connected like that anymore.
it's fine because they updated regen recently without telling anybody (also the brakes did not work at all)
still love the truck though (wearing neck brace)
I cannot believe (I totally can) that this moronic company is allowed to just change the behavior of the basic functions of their vehicles with no oversight whatsoever in this godforsaken hellhole. How are they allowed to adjust the acceleration and braking in an OTA update like they're adding new emoji to my phone's keyboard. And don't even get me started on testing the "full self driving (totally not making any promises of the car being able to drive itself)" on open roads.
we live in a joke country
It’s wild they can just change the dynamic behavior of your car via software update and not say anything lmao
Elon doesn’t owe you anything
God I love real American engineering
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Do you think "still love the truck though" is like the Tesla owner's version of "in Minecraft" for people that don't want Elon Musk to personally/legally harass them?
I guess half the point of having a Tesla/Cybertruck is to be part of a 'group' with other Tesla fans. But they'll be so rabid if you don't reassure them of your dedication to the almighty suicide truck they'll tear you to shreds.
Just the fact that there are over 24 pages of comments for a post like that tells you everything that you need to know.
Sometimes I rhyme quick: accelerator pedal malfunction
Sometimes I rhyme slow: brake pedal malfunction
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𝑬𝒅𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒇 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒇.
𝙏𝙄𝙇 (𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙟𝙇 - 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙) - 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙙𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙩 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮. 𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛. 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙘 𝙤𝙣?
I was on shrooms like two weeks ago, walking around, and saw one of these things hurtling up a street with a playground on one side and a footie pitch & basket ball court on the other, which I'd just passed and there were kids, and I instinctively was like waving to the driver to flag them down or get them to turn a block early
If they had known you were concerned it may have activated their oppositional defiant disorder and decide to drive straight through the playground to demonstrate how it definitely wouldn't murder any 5 year olds.
How have these fucking things not been recalled yet? I'm waiting for the inevitable lawsuits to put Tesla in the ground but it won't be coming from the owners. They've gaslight themselves so goddamn hard.
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I've started straight up pointing and laughing when I see one pass by.
So far haven't gotten any reactions though.
