1y ago

Saw 37 the software Dev

but stackoverflow how i fixy the brokey!

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Heh... but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it'll probably be valid!
People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.
- Everyone should be able to do a hello world without IDE
Hello World isn't that difficult to write.
He never said it had to be a useful program.
NP, dude. As someone who learned JavaScript in the dark ages, when IE had to be a consideration for everything you did, writing a JS program now is trivial.
w3school
- MDN ftw, screw stackoverflow.
  
  MDN is better at everything than w3school, except for SEO.
  
  Any time I need to learn something about JS, I go to W3Schools to wrap my head around the basics, then over to MDN for current best practice.
I think I'd be okay up until you pulled intellisense, at which point I would literally deflate like a balloon.
Dude JS is ez cmon.
- $facts
"Every time you try to run your code the pendulum will drop lower until...."
Extremely loud crash as pendulum is rocketed into the ground by all the failed run attempts
Var x = 1+"two"
Console.Log(x)
Done! I did it. I wrote a program.
- Not gonna run with those capital letters
  
  It was never specified to run without errors.
  
  console.log("You had one job.");
Do people not read books anymore?
hello world (: (smiley being the wrong way was on purpose)
He got so upset he put on glasses and grew facial hair!
- Because that’s how long he’s been trying to solve it
var a = 0
Done
Just used he internet archive to open stackoverflow
Ok... He didn't say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.
hey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)
js
Learn JavaScript. It's a pretty good language. 👍

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