Pills (Take Two)

Grab the "2 random pills" and the "duplicate anything you own once" pill. Duplicate the "2 random pills" pill with the duplicate pill and eat both "2 random pills" pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.

Hopefully it's pure chaos

Who thought pale yellow was the right colour, to use on a white background?

Take showbox pill, order box full of all pill on picture. Take duplicate pill.

Duplicate shoebox. Take duplicate pill from shoebox. Repeat until satisfied.

I am gonna be real with you guys

• get 10% more sleep per sleep

And

• both nostrils always work

Is this what getting older does to me?

I'll take the shoebox(full of perfect diamonds, thanks xkcd!) and just for fun, the almost 10k calories of cheese for added wealth, opulence, and because I really love cheese. Some cheeses are worth hundreds of dollars a pound.

So I did the napkin math, if you pick two random pills and two random pills, there's a 19.05% chance to get something objectively bad, a 28.57% chance of getting something useless, and a 52.38% chance of getting something objectively good for a total 80.95% chance to get something not bad. Assuming infinite loops are banned and you don't have a genuine interest in a given pill, 4 random pills is the best call.

There's also a 2.27% chance of getting 2 random pills on each of those 4 tries.

I'm taking the collapse civilisation, twice

get π million dollars and get +3 on all charm. This would actually help me dramatically.

Your average shoebox is 35X23.5X13.5 cm, or 11103.75 cubic centimeters. The density of gold is 19.3 g/cm^3. You can fit 11103.75X19.3 = 214302 grams of gold in a shoebox. One gram of gold right now is $77.78 US. That's 214302X77.78 = over 16.5 million US. There are things significantly more valuable (but not more fungible) than gold, too. The Pi million pill is completely moot. Or just take both, I guess.

I don't feel like reading all that. I'll take the black one twice. Let's see...

1. Change amount of fingers at any time
2. Hear plants talk by looking at them
3. Chocolate has all vitamins and minerals I need
4. Urinate gasoline

I think I can live with that. If the plants get too noisy, I can always piss on them and light them on fire.

The shoebox full of gold would be worth around $12M at current prices.

(First Google result for size of a shoebox: https://store.usps.com/store/product/shipping-supplies/priority-mail-shoe-box-P_0_SHOEBOX

I just rounded down the measurements for a quick and dirty estimate of the internal volume.)

The downside is that would be 341 pounds of gold so maybe specify for it to be in bars instead of a solid block.

• Teleporting Dr. Pepper can, so I can off tyrants, right wing nuts and dictators every 14.5h by summoning them inside their heads.

• Not getting cancer sounds cool too

The 3 million dollar one and immunity to cancer.

Immune to venom and urinate gasoline. When I tell my doctor it burns when I pee, I want to mean it. Also, I figure something like that would send spiderman after me.

I'll take the shoebox filled with these pills. They have to be real, because I couldn't get my box without them.

Control a single milliliter of water. That one effectively gives me like 85% of the others.. water molecule nanobots.

Then I guess the money one so I'm not rushed.

I'll take the strawberry flavored one because I like strawberry. Then I'll get the shoebox, and completely fill it with the pill that gives you $3,414,592.65. Then I'd throw a bunch of them in a blender and make a little smoothie that will make me a billionaire. There's probably enough pills to do that a couple of times.

Death Note at home: Summon Dr pepper can anywhere every 14.5 hours, summon them directly into the brains of my enemies.

Both nostrils work all the time: I'd take this twice if it meant it worked twice as good.

The course sand pocket would be pretty great. Unlimited free sand. I could run an empire.

Immune to Cancer and Grapes.

The grapes are basically free income if I can just plant them half-assed and they always turn out. There is even the implication that they don't need fertilizer or other associated costs.

I'll take the money and kill a person

I'll take two shoeboxes filled with gold. With a size of 35x25x13cm it'll be 11,375cm³ which can contain 219.77kg of gold worth €15,519,086. That's €31,038,172 for two shoeboxes. I think I'll be able to make a good early retirement on that.

3.14 million and the answer to the question of the best stock to invest in for a 5 year return.

groundhog day. I want to spend as much time with my kids as I can and I need a break from work.

control body temperature

My own body, or any body I want? And how liberally can I use the word "body" here? Do bodies of water count? How about celestial bodies?

Honestly? I don't even know if the wacky shit is necessary. The money pill and the 10% extra rest per sleep is just fine by me.

Shoebox filled with ketamine... and then a shoebox filled with ketamine.

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"strawberry flavor" and "tastes good"

Anyone who is saying anything other than take the random pill twice is a coward.

I am not a materialist but nothing catches my eye that is good enough, so:

1. 3 million dollars.
2. A shoebox of like the rarest material that I could sell, but not something that can kill me or which half-life causes it to "evaporate" in a second.

duplicate anything I own once

Does "once" here means this power can only be used once, or that any given item can only be duplicated one time?

Also - what can be duplicated?

• Does it work on conceptual things? Can I duplicate my salary?
• Does it work on organic things? Can I duplicate my own body?

Just throwing this out there... Summoning a DR pepper almost twice per day ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.

If you were a hitman, you couldn't exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn't leave an evidence trail.

Being serious, answer any question and get the money. I'd invest the money and ask the truth of the existence of God just to end the fucking debate.

If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something

Do I have full phase and state control of that 1 ml of water, and can also move it around, magneto style? Do I always keep all 1ml in my control?

You could cause a lot of havoc with that

My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.

Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the "Make bell sounds at will" one

Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.

Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, and anyone else who is a threat to global peace.

"Change your skin color instantly any time" and "teleport to the closest beach at any time". I'll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I'll change my skin color, and once I get the money I'll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I'll only use once I'm completely safe)

Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.

With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.

Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.

So essentially there's a lot of OP pills here:

• Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
• Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see!
• Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you'd be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
• Turds are silver - that's a loooot of silver
• Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone's head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
• Immune to cancer - now you're the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
• Shoebox with anything that can fit into it - fill to the brim with the most valuable resources in existence! Help humanity and earn some cash!
• Control a single milliliter of water - you'll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
• Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world...you name it.

Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.

Collapse civilization and "kill any one person of your choosing" on myself

π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.

Shoebox full of gold. If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $8M or so. Not sure about second one

Money, immunity to cancer.

Teleport to closest beach at any time and control body temperature, i mean, if i teleport to closest beach in winter or cold weather what am i gonna do?

5 months experience and the answer to any one question

5 months experience and eat wood. duh.

Free fiberglass powder makes a great pocket sand

Fucking Roll

Black pill twice

22: nostrils 6: kill 1 person 13: collapse civilization 24: Black pill (again) 1: control all tvs in fast food 7: plants talk

I didn't want civilization to collapse but at least the plants will keep me company

Money and sleep ones

If you had the "summon a dr. pepper every 14.5 hours anywhere" you could send those dr. peppers to Palestine to help fight the famine.

but honestly, there are other parts of the world that have famine too. You could stay busy your whole life sending dr. peppers.

Pi million dollars OR a shoebox full of gold as someone said that's worth 12 million, then OBVIOUSLY teleport to any beach at any time. Then I'd just buy a beach house and shop for all my groceries/necessities in cheap countries and travel constantly. If I need more money, then I could start some kind of package delivery service, e.g. 1 hour delivery from Tokyo to LA. Imagine how much people would pay for that!

I'll take the green one and the blueish thank you very much.

Assuming the shoebox pill couldn't be used for more pills (such as, more shoebox pills)...

Groundhog Day pill + 5 months experience pill, could be pretty good.

1. Kill anyone (orange traitor)
2. tastes good

They all look like webcam covers.

I misread the shoebox and thought at first that it would deliver things to me. It turns out that would only result in about $22k +/- $500 worth of gold.

So I'll take the cash instead, unless the shoebox can magically deliver that volume of 1-inch gold cubes up to once per day on demand. That would overshoot the lump sum of cash in about 143 days.

I'll take the money and the bell-on-demand for when some dick-drizzle starts being loud and/or problematic.

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