Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain

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I saw the crash site in an aerial photograph and it looks like a big scorch mark. As if the devil reached a burning hand up out of the ground to personally invite them all down to their final destination.
- Really, no links?
- His devil is everyone elses god.

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