[Match Thread] Arsenal F.C. v.s. Everton F.C.

KUDUS WHAT A GOAL

It was fucken beautiful

Post is a traitor.. I never liked him

Burn them after this match. I feel like we need to do a cleanse of this stadium. Maybe someone buried a cat or something there
- Would rather burn the Etihad. With their players still in it. :p
- Do a Ted Lasso-esque cleanse

TNT Sports mad at Jesus for not removing his arm

Ally is an idiot
- Ally has been a pimple on the face of TNT Sports

Kudos to Kudus

he's real :o

Saliba pretty much the only player since Dixon to play every minute of every PL game

The Lee Dixon award 👍🏼

Thomas fucking Partey.

Yeah he needs to go
- What a goal for West Ham!

Violent/foul play is allowed on Arsenal players, memo received

Sounds about right... I recall 2 games in a row where a player got away with only a yellow when it should have been a red.
- Or Tomi and Havertz, where it wasn't even given as a foul, smh.
  And that's ignoring Saka's entire career

Can't watch the games since I'm at work. All I care about is the scorelines. Gonna be painful checking back later.

Havertz is very up for this game but not getting any of the finishing

Felt like that for a couple of games

TOMI

The worst part is you know City are gonna spend a fuck ton of money again this summer.

We have to do better with less. That's the unfortunate reality.
- I think we ave for the most part. But, it is a disadvantage
- At some point that's simply not possible though. I think we can keep going a bit more, but there's a point not far from here where it's just gonna be impossible to catch them without being literally perfect.

Wow, as if we needed more proof that the league is corrupt /s

Hand of God is notoriously allowed smh

Michael Oliver ffs lol

I wish people at the Emirates would stop checking and just get behind the team playing. Fucking library today.

I can't blame them up to this point, but after 2 up? It ain't happening, lads
- Yeah they should just put the phone away

TOMIIIIII BLUE LOCK ACTIVATED

I still need to finish that, lol
- Where can I stream that?

West Ham have subbed on Earthy for Antonio. They're not even fucking trying now.

They never were. Kudus is the only one who believed

Post gonna have to be an option again

What a phenomenal season

Jurrien looks good so far

Yeah, I'm liking what I see

Timber's playing right back huh

Timber on

This excites me
- Finally fresh legs!!

We’ve got to win this Show we can finish strong

If we can't win this then we don't deserve it

Our Tomiyasu!

rodri, ffs

Every time that cunt

yeah no i'm turning the city game off lol fuck this, glad we're at where we're at and that's enough

NBC is updating in the middle, just let me enjoy the game ffs
- No longer care what happens in that game. I'm happy if they get blown out 10-0, happy if West Ham manage to comeback and get us the title. Just as long as we win this game.

WAKA WAKA EY EY

Second goal of the season??? I believe!!!

BIG. FUCKING. GERMAN.

Benny is very tired

me too, ben

Kai is back to having perennially unlucky finishing.

Oh Kai damn it

Fuck you woodwork

Kai agrees

Oh shit Martinelli

Thank you Kai. Love you ❤️❤️❤️

At least it's not an embarrassing end to the season

Tomi is playing striker today

Great save Raya

There it is! What a hit!

Come on Arsenal!

Come on West Ham!

Oliver clearly has to take a shit

Good effort. It wasn't enough this time around, but we go again next season

Cmon, get up

The Great Wall of Brazil ---- Gabriel XL

Ffs, let us dream for a bit

Oh fucking hell

No no no
- Ok given phew

Hey get the fuck out of the way Oliver

So close for little Gabi...more of that please

Fuck off time wasting already..

HERE WE GO

Get ready for 1 minute of extra time

Not fucking wrong

Coufal doesn't want free coffee

What a goal that would have been...

surely about 5mins ET minimum

It'll probably be 2

Oh ffs

I don't even care anymore.
- Comedy on cnbc with man united

Finally!

The most Everton goal they could have scored

If that went in, slightly redeemed himself

Just have to get him more opportunities, he scores 1 of every 3 of those

Oh no Gabi XL

FUCK

Fuck Unai

God is a Serb and he hates us for previously having Granit Xhaka.

lol an intertesting take

Oh fucking hell

Thank you Raccoon Man, have a good summer

God, Ashley Young's STILL there?

Well you guys should still be mighty proud of your team. They fought till the bitter end

Ohh! Tomiyasu! Gotta sink that

Shooting is one of his few weak points that Tomi should work on. Seems like White put in some extra practice in that area and it's benefited him (and us).

7min ET

Anyone care if people update the scores in the City vs Hammers match? xD

Go ahead! I've got both open lol. but idk if my internet will keep up. It should.
- Same, wasn't sure if people cared though