Macron Calls State of Emergency Over Protests in the Colony of New Caledonia

Paris is actually quite close to New Caledonia…provided you go through the center of the Earth. I’m sure controlling an island on the other side of the world is a trivial task that the French will surely succeed in! /s

Inshallah, they gain independence.

Things not going great for baguette land.

after pro-independence protests [...] disrupted nickel production.

Won't anybody think of the shareholders??!

That map is hilarious! Subscribe Someone did that on purpose for sure!