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hypertown @lemmy.world

9mo ago

French revolution

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I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
- Speak for yourself
  
  That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
- Doesn't matter, had sex.
  
  She put a bag on my head
- How do you know, have you even tried?
- I bet you're not even gona fap to that
  
  I wouldn't go that far.
  
  Joke's on you. Twice, and I'm not even done reading the comments.
- We get it, you're not Jewish.

This article is hilarious and I'm already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
- I volunteer as tribute
- But why ;-;

https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/
For people who don't want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
- I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.

Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
- Buttholes are usually pretty strong already

- From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
  
  I... was not. But, thank you.

~~new bottom surgery just dropped~~

just gonna upvote and see myself out

I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real...
- It's a Reductress article.
- apparently it's real https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/

Fun fact: It's called a "french kiss" because you're supposed to bite their tongue off.

*Wench Revolution

Looks like 'King Richard' is finally gonna be executed boys!

Teeth as told by Parisians

La Blue Girl vibes.

Just use vinegar.

Vive my pants

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