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Striker @lemmy.world

1y ago

I've been getting very alarming text messages lately.

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Little birdie has gotta be the Duolingo bird.
- I did break my streak in Greek lessons today....so do you think Duolingo has hired Alvin and the Chipmunks to kill me?! 😧
  
  Yes.
Just stomp on them. What're they gonna do, not be tiny and squishable?
- comes out with cat in your arms
  feast.
- Or go outside, get assaulted, go to police with message log, press charges and pursue prison time.

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