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Oh fuck I always lose the bottom halves when I do this and can never find them again
- I always stored them in the lower cargo pockets, folded up.
  
  Yes, I wrote shorts that were bulky AND I couldn't keep things in the pockets because it was CONVENIENT.
  
  I always struggled yanking the legs over my shoes. Sometimes they'd get so stuck that I thought I might have to cut them off my foot. I could've taken my shoes off first, but that would've been more steps.
- i just wore them at my ankles
  
  Me too. And I didn't even had zip-offs.
tip of dick and entire ball sack slip out the leg hole

"Oopsy."
- The great wizard Dangle-Balls!
*sees username * this u?
- Like that song, but my first association with ashes to ashes will always be Bowie.
- yo I love that song
But Yor wears a loincloth.
G e k o l o n i s e e r t
My Tevas are on point, baby.
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