why does the domino's website suck so bad? wrong answers only

They obviously did it in less then 30 minutes

because the website is designed for ordering pizza, not for sucking.

They discontinued the Domino's featuring Hatsune Miku app and she's upset and fucking up their servers.

The tags they make everyone wear so that the tracker can accurately report the names of each person making your pizza cause a lot of problems on the servers.

It actually runs great on IE 5.1.7 on Mac OS 9.

It's part of a customer health improvement program designed to discourage overconsumption of their products through the inconvenient interface. Longer lifespan means more orders over time.

Dominoes don't always fall in an entirely predictable pattern. As a result, websites based on them often fail.

It keeps the raccoons off of it.

Contract stipulation was all coding had to be done in a domino mask.

There's no option to pay with sex.

The developers secretly work for pizza hut

their single web dev was denied stock options after a glowing yearly performance review,, so they bought $10,000 worth of stock in little cesar's and round table and is now actively sabotauging their employer while they look for better work.