tremendous

I can't understand how stupid someone needs to be to listen to this drivel and think "Wow, this guy is a leader! Not just any leader either, the only leader for me!".
- The crazy thing is that you don't need to cherry pick quotes or take them out of context to make him look like an idiot.
  Listen to pretty much any interview or speech and he says something that is clearly idiotic, evil, or a blatant lie. Most likely all three... Repeatedly.
  I get that Fox News is a hell of a drug, but just hearing this dipshit speak should shatter the illusion. The unwavering support is mind boggling.
  
  Everything about him is like that. They claim he's strong and full of vitality too. All you have to do is watch him walking, or drinking water, and you can clearly see that he's a weakling.
  
  Its not him directly. Most of them have only seen him through multiple filters. They are worshipping their golden calf at this point.
  "And if I were to die now, they would say it was so my spirit could lead them."
  Paul Atreides
- At least the hardcore Christians seem to see him more as a vessel or tool. God's tool doesn't have to be perfect and in typical Bible reverse 4D backwards logic, being imperfect even shows how much of a chosen one he is. I forgot the name, but there's actually a precedent in the Bible itself.
  So they acknowledge that he is the antithesis to anything they claim to believe in, but they also think that he somehow will bring God's will or something.
  
  He fits every description of the antichrist given in the Bible. They've warned about the antichrist for 2000 years, and then when he finally shows up they worship him. It's wack, yo!
  
  being imperfect even shows how much of a chosen one he is
  Is this like the fact that there being no evidence for the lord proves she's real, and were we to discover a babel fish she would vanish in a puff of logic?
- You see, leaders don't like need to know the specific how to. They like need to know the business, you know. Art of the deal!
- FIL tells me they are obviously fake if they’re stupid.
  
  I mean, he probably watches them in real time... Aagh! The disconnect. It burns!
- I'm sorry is this real?
  
  Is what real? The quote? Absolutely.

Maybe the result of US education system
CHRISTIAN 4TH GRADE SCHOOL TEXTBOOK TRIES TO EXPLAIN ELECTRICITY
- Link to the book please, I can't believe this.
  
  I second this, it seems a bit too much on the nose to be real.
  Edit: Omg, it's real.
  
  Fourth grade textbook published by Bob Jones University, and highlighted in a ScienceBlogs post by PZ Myers
  
  I have a high degree of confidence this is real. Looks like the hard work of Bob Jones University Press.
  I won’t disable my ad blocker to view the site, but there may be a discussion about it here:
  https://dangerousminds.net/comments/christian_4th_grade_school_textbook_tries_to_explain_electricity
  
  This Artikel about it is really funny
  https://1900hotdog.com/2020/10/learning-day-science-4-for-christian-schools/
- People have most certainly felt electricity.
  
  Mistaking it for being touched by the hand of god, when they were trying to remove the bread from the toaster with a fork.
  
  Also thunder and lightning really ought to count as seeing and hearing electricity.
  Hell, seeing anything at all may technically count, because electromagnetic waves.
  
  People can also say where it's from.
- BRING IT FORTH
- Is that really from a book that used to teach children? Holy fuckin hell. No wonder America got shittier every day.
  
  I wonder whether the kids being taught by that book ever zapped each other with static
- As an electrical engineer, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
  
  I didn't know you can't work when the sun is down. Are electricians vampires?!?
  
  Don't forget holy water in your toolbox.
- What a loser. Everyone who has watched the Pokemon TV show knows what electricity looks like.
- Christians are as fucking stupid as djt it seems
  
  Feeding the children since centuries
- I threw up a little in my mouth...
- I've been shocked a couple of times, I think I have an okay idea of what electricity feels like
- If you really want to feel it you can, very easily. I have its quite the sensation

There's something I don't get about the world when someone like Trump isn't a universal laughing stock.
- Sadly, that idiotic oaf is still probably smarter than 25% of the country.
  
  he is starting to sounds more and more like mashing the autocorrect prediction button. Which has always reminded me of how my great grandma spoke before she went non-verbal due to her dementia
  
  That doesn't explain why the middle of the bell curve like him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9P3C1OXqE
The dumb thing is, I can kinda understand what the speech writer wanted to say and autoprompted to him. But his fried mind couldn't understand it and because he's so vain he won't wear glasses even though he needs them so he can't even read the autoprompter half the time.
- God, I can't make it through the whole thing. Listening to him blathering on and on causes me actual physical discomfort.
  I sincerely don't get how anyone listens to his rambling tripe and is like, "This guy totally gets it!"
  
  I know this is hard to fathom but its because those people are more stupid than he is.
- Windmills have automatic shut-offs based entirely on their Bald Eagle kill counts.
  phax.
  
  "Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own national bird at the windmills until they reached their limit and shut down."
- But you see, as he says, he knows more about windmills than anybody.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/evolution-teaching-states
In which states are the most Trump voters? Ignorance is the capital of the right wing policy and religion their tool.
- I love the poorly educated
  
  As said, it's logical that he love the poor educated. They are the only which vote him, Billonairs apart.

‘You know we have a world, right?’ is what got me. I could barely finish reading past that point.

iirc Trump hates windmills because there was a windfarm created near his golf course.
This is why the rumor doesn’t really need to be plausible or believable. It isn’t intended to deceive others. It’s intended to invite others to participate with you in deception.

And 40 something% of the population will vote for him.
- 23% of the country voted for him in 2020, not 40%
  
  Well, I mean - that's a pretty misleading figure, tbh. It's true that around that percentage of Americans as a whole voted for him, but "Americans as a whole" includes a whole bunch of people who are not eligible to vote. Like, people under 18. Or people who have felonies and cannot exercise their voting rights. The eligible voting population in 2020 (according to the US census bureau) was 231.6 million. As Trump received 74,223,975 votes in 2020, that represents about 32% of the population. Of course, 231.6 million people didn't vote in 2020. Only about 168.3 million were registered to vote, and only about 154.6 million actually voted. So if you look at the percentage of people who were willing to vote who preferred Donald Trump, that's a staggering 48%. What's depressing is that if you tally up the people who didn't vote (either because they weren't registered to vote, or they were registered and decided not to), you get about 77 million voters - more people than actually voted for Trump, or about 33% of the total eligible voting population.
  So what's probably most accurate is to say that America is roughly divided into thirds: those who think Donald Trump is swell, those who don't, and those who couldn't give a shit either way.

Donald would probably try to fight a windmill thinking it was a giant.
- Don(ald) Quixote?

I don't know if he has really said that or not. It saus long about the man.
- Not exactly, there's missing context between each sentence. I hate him as much as the next person but the quote is inaccurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9P3C1OXqE

How does a mind that has no thread at all still spew words?
Edit: right, autoprompt, makes sense.
- Jellyfishes also can live an moving without brain
- Just open your smartphone keyboard and keep pressing the recommended word in the middle.

Imagine how bad you'd have to be to lose to this braniac

Dementia Donald

This seems even less hinged than usual, is it real?
- I think that every time that man opens his mouth tbh.
- Media isn't reporting his obvious dementia. They call the nonsense he spouts "rambling speeches."
  Some other recent examples:
  “We can’t have an election in the middle of a political season. We just had Super Tuesday. And we had a Tuesday after Tuesday already.”
  "Gang boong. This is me. I hear bing.”
  " I could tell you about aircraft carriers, where they use electric catapults. They couldn’t go to the steam, which works better for about 1/100th the price, you know? The electric catapult, you know that story? I could tell you about the elevators on a tremendous carrier, the Gerald Ford, and they decided not to use hydraulic like the John Deere tractor, they decided to use magnets, ‘we’re gonna use magnets!’ to lift up the elevators with seven planes.”
  https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/john-gartner-trump-cognitive-decline
  
  I probably shouldn't be amused at a fellow person deteriorating like this, but I can't bring myself to feel bad about it. ☺
- https://youtu.be/ec9P3C1OXqE?si=BL1KUAmeh-TBKQIo
  
  That was significantly more hinged than the meme. He probably set a record for the pace of lies or misleading statements, but he had a coherent message: windmills not made in US, manufacturing them releases fumes, they kill birds, having them nearby decreases home values, etc

Truly a modern Don Quixote for our age.

He's so thoughtful swoon

Yup, he definitely belongs in a stable.
Or is "strong and stable"?

I think someone told him once that if he ever stopped yapping he would implode

If one doesn't understand something, there has never been a time when there were more readily available resources to explain it. If you don't have time or want to put the effort in to understand it, it is perfectly reasonable to just accept the consensus opinion of people who are experts in that subject. We all have to do that to some extent. The world is too complex to understand everything. Still, this is just incoherent. Not even wrong.

Donald Trump the Science Guy!