If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”

Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…

"Hang in there! You're going to really nail your next undertaking."

Given that Chinese fortunes aren't fortunes and are usually proverbs....it'll probably be something like "You can walk on water too, if it's cold enough."

"No fortune cookies for you! This is not America."

“That wasn’t chicken”

"You will reunite with a friend"
"The bad times will be over quickly"
"A sudden windfall will come your way"

"Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts."

I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.

in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.

Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.

He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger

A stitch in time saves nine.

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