bodacious ta-tas

This whole thing about Sweeny's boobs is the weirdest astroturfed chud campaign in a while. I still don't understand what is "anti-woke" about big boobs?
- I think it's a popularity drive, they are trying to psychologically short circuit people: hey you, you like tits? so do we, sadly the woke crowd do not, tut tut
  similar to how advertisers describe their cereal as crunchy in order to imply that their competitor's cereal is not also crunchy
  
  This is going to end up working isn't it?
- Their coworkers asking them to stop being weird and inappropriate about this woman in front of them is a tool of the evil globalists, obviously
- something something... body positivity... something something...
- I may be wrong, but i think the idea is that (seriously, how the hell am i better than these chuds at explaining their own ideology):
  The left (supposedly) hates beauty and tradition and nice things, which is why we (supposedly) support disabled and fat people in modeling and beauty magazines (also trans people, i guess). So a conventionally attractive young blonde woman becoming a sex symbol is an attack on the left because it proves that no matter how much "the elites" try to push other beauty standards (the ones i mentioned earlier), "the people" will always choose blonde women with big breasts.

How did they get like this? What do they even think "woke" means at this point?
- What do they even think "woke" means at this point?
  Decency, empathy, tolerance, equality, reproductive rights, etc - it's a very, very long list.
  
  It's kinda unclear why large boobs are "a formidable weapon" against those things.
- "think I don't like"
- The recent thing with Sweeney has actually helped me better understand what they mean by woke. It's all wrapped up in misogyny and objectifying women, that's the main focus of it. They think wokeness is the promotion of the idea they have to settle for "inferior" women, or allow good women to be with "inferior" men. Their antiwokeness gravitates around a central idea that white cis women are theirs to control. So they end up with sexual paranoia about becoming gay, or seeing a black man with a white woman, or they might be forced into respecting women regardless of their sexual characteristics.
  
  I think they also believe that people who are "woke" are performatively sexless soy drones, and that's why big boobs are anti-woke weapons. They seem to believe that the woke mob hates sex and wants women to cover up or something.

first they came for the bodacious ta-tas and I was like "wtf are you talking about you old bastard"
- We'd like to announce our new literacy programs and Ta-tas reforms.
- Then they came for my ta-tas and there was no one to speak up for me.

What about young people being extremely sex positive made people thing that tits were frowned upon
- Fucking millenials didn't say "Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd" when they saw Sydney Australia's breasts
  Woke bastards
  
  I hope for your own sanity that you copied this shit from somewhere
  
  i'm always saying this

Oh, you think wokeism is the answer? Well when I see big tits I turn into a wolf, I start howling, and my tongue flaps out and I have to roll it back up into my mouth because it's like 20 feet long. Then I turn into a steam whistle.
- When I see bazongas my eyes actually literally pop straight out of my head and onto the floor where I'm left sobbing trying to find them again. Thanks, obama
  
  Thanks to the woke mod, if I run at a woman with outstretched arms yelling "Awooga Awooga!" I get a safe dropped on my head, then the door opens up and there are tiny birds flying around my head. Cancel culture gone mad.
- I wish this happened to me minus the steam whistle
  Boomer tf magic

looking down at my bodacious ta-tas and surmising that i am, in fact, not woke

posting cringe should not be protected speech

So I’m guessing the angle is that the woke mob hates big-breasted women because of body positivity promoting physically unattractive women in the eyes of conservatives. Therefore Sydney being a big-breasted white woman with blonde hair is defying the woke agenda against people like her.
Kind of a weird hill to die on though. If anything the “woke left” is all in on big boobs with their sex positivity stuff.
- Chuds have the mentalities of literal toddlers and think that "support for x" must necessarily mean "we hate everything that's not x" no matter how incoherent such a take turns out to be. So "please stop fatshaming people" becomes "the left hates attractive people" and you end up with this nonsense about how the woke mob hates big ol' tonhongerekoogers despite no one ever saying anything of the sort.
  
  Yep, they're called reactionaries because they're always reacting to other liberatory movements and exist only in opposition to them. Without "wokism" there could be no "anti-wokism".
- I think it's a psychological warfare thing trying to get the left to fixate exclusively on big tiddies to the detriment of all other cup sizes tbh. Some of the comments I've seen, makes me wonder.

Rod Dreher: Anti-Bimbofication Watchdog

we must abandon communism
- Return to cummunism instead

whats sydney sweeny's opinon of this situation
- I was going to say is she like leaning into thisnpr something or does she just have the extremely unfortunate luck of having the worst 30% of the country constantly feeling the need to publicly admit how horny they are for her.
  If she's not endorsing this I really fell bad for her that she's literally been reduced to a pair of tits.
  
  She was on SNL and made a bunch of titty jokes about herself iirc. Straight up cashing in

Asking people to be normal is woke now is my take away here

How do you tweet that out and actually not feel embarrassed and actually not delete it? chuds man.
- To give you a better idea of the type of person we're dealing with, this dumb motherfucker believes in demonic possession. He divorced his wife and abandoned his kids to go be a trad orthodox guy in Hungary.

All I know about this woman is her boobs. Is she some chud or something? They aren't saying that she said anything "based" or anything.
- She's a prominent white blonde woman and reactionaries have adopted her as the standard for feminine beauty. But they're not even being the normal kind of horny about her. They're saying she's so hot that she invalidates feminism, queerness, and being woke. Sweeney herself hasn't said anything like this. The closest thing to a political statement she's made is one time her brother posted pictures from their mother's 60th birthday and a few people were wearing parody MAGA hats. Sweeney then told everyone to chill out, but didn't say anything that sounded political at all. She's probably a standard rich Hollywood lib.
- She was on Euphoria which is gay and trans af so this is all really special

Listen, I like boobs. I like them a lot. But what the fuck is going on with these people?
- I think they’re over correcting for getting too weird and puritanical. I feel bad for this lady.
- They made up a story and are now pissed off about it on social media. They do this. Like a lot.

Me when I'm definitely heterosexual and attracted to women's breasts

What's it called when someone is so deep in the closet that they're past Narnia?

the prayers and hypno youtube videos are working Rod, you sound really straight now

Are tatas bourgeoisie?
- Yes.
  “Let us consider the question of ass versus tits.
  Which is the superior set of flesh mounds? First, consider this. Titties are not universal to all. Tit size is dependent upon genetics. Simply put, to prioritize the tit would be to promote the genetic ability of a person. It would be fascist propaganda! The working class should not depend on genetics for sexual salvation. In addition, the only way to change titty size is by expensive cosmetic surgery. Therefore, the only way to subvert boob genetics is to have money, to have capital. The promotion of boob idolization only allows those with money to attain the top level of boobiness. Much like wealth is concentrated among the capitalist pigs, boob attractiveness is concentrated among the monied classes. There is no recourse for the working class to attain the top level of tit appreciation, no sexual mobility. The system has been rigged against them, and the working class must tear down the bourgeois titty state in order to build a sexual world where everyone has value. If the Great Proletarian Sexual Revolution is to take place, then I propose that we must not seek to replicate titty liberalism. Continued fetishization of the tits will only result in will only lead to the same result. Titties can only be objectively attractive for so long before they sag, so the contradictions of mammary society will bring those with unsavory breasts to the bottom of society, while those with good tits at birth or at least those with redistributed titties will rise to prominence on the backs of the global titless class. It is social mammocracy at best, and by that definition, is liberalism.
  Instead, let us consider the ass. The ass is the true sexual organ of the working class. All asses are valued. Be they black, white, Asian, Indigineous, male, female, nonbinary, old, or young, all asses have value. Every ass, no matter the gender, age, or color, can be rimmed, sucked, fucked, stretched, or whatever. Pleasure of the ass is available to all members of the working class, while pleasure of the tits is only available to the genetically blessed and moneyed. There is no need for one to win the genetic lottery to have a good ass. Ass is the true form of socialism: all is for all. Everyone can have an ass. In addition, improvement of the ass is not limited by money. It can be toned by physical exercise. Like a better world, a better ass is obtainable by all of the working class. The bourgeois state cannot deny access to a better ass via healthcare costs, because a better ass is only for the worker to seize. The ass is the organ upon which the worker takes their due rest, it is their respite from the cruel capitalist world. The ass is like the worker, it is soft and it has potential to be great. It can be valued as it is simply due to its universality, or it can be hardened like the revolutionary working class, formed into the buns of steel that will strike down the bourgeoisie and bring about socialism. Like the working class, ass is eternal, and it is the working class alone that ensures that the dictatorship of the gluteus proletariat remains toned, ready to sit on reactionaries and provide the foundation of a world where the worker is on top.
  Down with the bourgeois titty state! Long live the Working Ass!”
  -Mao Zedong, 1954