worst songs for sexy time
worst songs for sexy time
spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp
if for some reason that link doesn’t work try: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp?si=12bbe0eb55194b5c
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If Cotton Eye Joe doesn't get your motor running then there's something very wrong with you
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Maybe it's me, a song about getting cucked by a half blind swedish fiddle player in rural appalachia leaves me limper than a sweaty spaghetti noodle in Ted Cruz's butt crack.
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Please stop, I can only be come so erect
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That would be #1 on my wife's list if I let her control the music (she never let's a song play for more than 30s)
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Damn that leaves time for 3 more rounds!
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I want to be having as good a time as Paul Shaffer seems to be having in that video
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It's called cocaine.
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Is he the one shaking his head like a crying baby?
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Did you know the album that “God Bless the USA” is from also contains the song “Dixie?”
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I thought you were talking about Dixie Road, but, no, it's just the Confederate anthem.
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How about The Unicorn, by The Irish Rovers?
It's a perfectly lovely song, written by Shel Silverstein of "Where the sidewalk ends" and "A boy named sue" fame
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Don't know if non-spotify, or videogame music is acceptable, but here's some tunes that are sure to keep turgidity far far away.
Kirby's Pinball Land - Title Theme https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
Richard Cheese - People = Shit (Slipknot Cover) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOUDhklZKQ
Good ol' Dick Cheese has a good bunch of anti-sexy tunes. He does lounge singer covers of popular music that doesn't fit the style.
Without me - ragtime remix https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=icVlW_MdrCA
Goat Simulator Official Trailer Soundtrack (Extended version) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Title Screen https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDgkE3LddM
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Inflated Head https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yFHwDr6pTeQ
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - The Flying King & Level Ate https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wJsFv3agnbQ
Pokémon Colosseum Music ~ Miror B. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI
No virginity protecting playlist could ever be complete without the quintessential clown music:
Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
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I can't add to the playlist (it's not mine) but I'm loving all these suggestions!
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Challenge accepted
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Coolio - Gangster's Paradise Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville The National Anthem Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People Lou Bega - Mambo #5
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