MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you're going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.
Anyways I think these guys are cool
Not my scene but I’m not hating on them
Dwarves wouldn't cut their hair like that
Rock and stone
These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.
I am on their side. Do what you want, it's your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.
In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.
"Monogamy? In this economy?"
In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5K/month in SNAP and $2K/month in Cash Assistance. Each. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.
They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.
The car park is full of Volvo 740's Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles
Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.
In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.
Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes
Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.
No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.
Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes
Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.
Nah, just don't trim it and let it get proper bushy
Me and the boys
I feel attacked.
I didn’t say anything negative about them.
But they're not fat?
They’re bears
Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.
Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.
I feel very personally attacked
You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.
"Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!"
See how that's a braindead take?
If I didn't have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn't have hair on the top.
The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.
Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.
I think its hot.
I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.
I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.
Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves?
I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.
Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.
Haha, my favorite description of that style is "wearing your hair upside-down"
It's a red flag round here... honestly anyone with a large beard, it's strike 1
