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FuckyWucky [none/use name] @hexbear.net

12mo ago

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How can you be pro-Turkey and pro-Armenia at the same time? I'm not even talking about Armenian genocide but Azerbaijan and Turkey are extremely close allies.

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This meme will be relevant for the next 50 years at least.
- What’s is the origin of this graph again? I forgot
  
  Something from the Chinese internet about how to regard various positions

solidarity with israel, donbass, and alaska
Uh...
- Solidarity with uhhhh... throws dart at map
  
  Critical support to the Marianas trench in its struggle against mount Everest.
  
  I mean, why not
  
  "Liberate, uhh..."
  "Throws dart"
  "Google Earth.exe has stopped responding. Close Program/Wait. Revolution of our time"
- i bet there are some russian revanchists who think alaska rightfully belongs to russia and the american dogs stole it, which is funny enough i can't be mad when rando fascist bit accounts decide to support it
  
  ОТДАВАЙ... ОТДАВАЙ... ОТДАВАЙ...

"Anarcho-nihilist" sounds like one of those reddit political ideologies. What even is that? "We should abolish the state, but it doesn't matter if we do or not, really."
- I think it just means "post-leftism" these days
- Kaneko Fumiko was an anarcho-nihilist, wasn't she?
  
  Anarchist and nihilist I think, political and personal philosophies. Though maybe she believed in one unified philosophy?
  If this twitter person takes aim at the chrysanthemum throne though, I'm not going to complain.
  
  Kaneko Fumiko was an anarcho-nihilist
  Yeah until she unlocked her bankai in the leaf village arc (I don't know, I don't watch one piece)
- They're the wh40k chaos larpers whose philosophy is "you're a stupid idiot for trying to fix anything", aren't they?
- Mad Ma(r)x-ism
- every day a marxist learns 1 new thing about anarchism, a political tradition which they do not care about at all, and is immediately like "bwuh?? huh?? how come i never heard of this?? wtf?? that's so weird?"

Former fascist (recovering)

"Former" fascist, and currently too, but also a future fascist as well.
- "i used to do drugs. still do, but i used to, too"

Feds are getting more creative.

People are dunking on this bit, but you think it's funny?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

In the good old days, bait used to be believable...
- it got me but yeah, this is clearly bait

- :this:

lmao, pro israel anti joe biden, recovering former fascist, solidarity with israel donbass and alaska. legitimately incredible bit

Honestly, this makes a lot more sense than people give credit to:
She's a Turkish Israeli, so that explains pro Israel/Turkey and anti Palestine/Kurdistan.
Being pro Russia makes sense since Russia is mostly friendly with Turkey and until recently pretty friendly with Israel. This would also explain being anti Ukraine. She could also just sympathize with people in the Donbass.
Being pro Armenia doesn't make that much sense until you realize people in Turkey don't necessarily hate Armenians on a personal level even as they deny the Armenian Genocide. Also, there's a wide perception that Armenia is a pro-Russia country (it's not especially given the borderline treacherous actions of their Western boot-licking PM).
Being anti Azerbaijan is just her not liking Azerbaijan invading and ethnically cleansing Artsakh. There's a geopolitical dimension to it that doesn't make that much sense (Azerbaijan being a Turkish proxy state), but she could just be someone who supports Turkey on a cultural level rather than a geopolitical level.
Being pro Alaska is just her believing Alaska should belong to Russia.
Being anti Joe Biden just means she has at least two brain cells.
Overall, this is an entirely coherent set of pro-/anti- during the war between Azerbaijan and Armenia in 2020. In the 3 and a half years since, it needs some updating, but the general gist still makes sense.

Real
hours. I hope they get plenty of recovery time at their nice office with the other feds
- Part of me thinks, no fucking way feds would be this eccentric and creative.
  Another part of me needs to believe it's fedposting to save my sanity
  
  With shit like this I don't think it's "the feds" directly, whoever is running this account doesn't have an office at the J Edgar Hoover building. They probably contract people via some shady private entity that recruits already existing internet trolls to adjust their bits to me more political in nature. This weirdo probably is just some channer who gets Venmoed like 200 a month for this.

Reading that profile is just

that recovery is going to take a looooooong time

Most coherent lib

Putting a bunch of random flags next to a soyjack and seeing who gets mad
- San Marino, Turkey, Guyana, Bangladesh, Yugoslavia, Macedonia, Qing Dynasty China, Belize, South Sudan, Andorra, Palestine, Texas, Iceland, USSR, New Zealand and The Vatican.
  Go on, try and guess my politics.

- Poe's law, though.
  And now we've got perfidious robots going around so the "are they pulling my leg y?" Measurements are completely useless.

Now that's what I call luksusmening
Anyways re: simultaneous pro-Turkey and pro-Armenia, that's probably due to binationality, probably something like pro-Turkey in some things and pro-Armenia in others

This is your basic 4chan fascist in "disguise".

Surely, this is a bit.......

This is just social darwinism

I was gonna make a homonationalism joke, but pro-Russia and Israel...

Read theory, I'm begging you

There's a movie from the ... late 90's I think called "The Mummy". It starred Brendan Fraiser at the height of his career and fame.
There's a character that's a fixer, sidekick for Brendan's character. In a scene where he's seperated from the group and fleeing a certain death by supernatural causes he stops and starts pulling out medallions of every religion, kissing them and saying various prayers.
This Twitter bio has that same vibe.
- I play all sides so I always come out on top

Don't worry.... I think we can fix her, y'all!

former fascist
Eh not quite

- *she's
  
  Ah, didn't notice.

everyday I crave for a Butlerian jihad

Solidarity with alaska? Wth?
- This is how I learned Russia began a land invasion of Alaska???

This isn’t a real person. The giveaway is “gem poster” and publicly announcing you’re a “recovering fascist”
And then the childish nonsense at the bottom of you somehow miss the first two red flags

Twitter has already banned this account at least.

what is turk? a miserable pile of contradictions

First time I’ve encountered a pro Turkey/Azerbaijan poster who actually wears enough of a mask to claim to oppose genocide

What the fuck

3 letters cap

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