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PotatoesFall @discuss.tchncs.de

1y ago

Wendy's day-truleading

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It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
- OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...
  
  2025:
  Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
  
  I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
- Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
  
  Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
  
  I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
- When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

Needs a candlestick chart

I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

wtf???
- https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html
  We haven't even started memeing about the "AI-enabled menu changes".
  
  Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.
  
  What the actual. I literally have no words.
  
  It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.

The new food of the wallstreetbets community

Is this /j or /srs
- It’s neither. It’s /s

Eat my shorts

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