Anon watches the news
Anon watches the news
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Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.
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And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.
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My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.
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Hey, I see you're wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.
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Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.
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The most base level of autism personified
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Could have just been socal anxiety
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I think mom's hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can't find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you'll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).
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I think it's this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like "ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I'll drop it."
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Mum thinks you're a serial killer mate
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She's checking to make sure the kid isn't a psychopath and knows it's wrong.
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Honestly that makes her seam more weird than Anon.
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Maybe she was mining that weirdness? Perhaps she was hoping to stitch together what appeared as moral disparity in her child?
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I honestly just think she wanted to talk to Anon about anything
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Plot twist — their dad is the dentist
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I expected her to tell him that it was someone they knew
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seems like a perfectly normal conversation
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This sounds like some AI generated story.
Edit: Grammar
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I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.
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Family is hard
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