State your music taste chat

Guy slaps band names randomly on a quadrant. Laughs as people analyse themselves in public

Top quality shit post

The moment I saw Deftones on the "horny" rather than "sad" side, I knew it was a shitpost.
- I'd say that Passenger alone has enough horny to outweigh any of the sad.
- I'm guessing OP only heard Sextape and called it a day
- Check out #deftones on Tiktok. REALLY horny.
Right? I was about to ask how Radiohead was misogynist before realizing where I was
- “Karma police, arrest this girl”
  Definitely misogynistic
- If the only Radiohead song someone knows is Creep, then I could see it.

Guess I'm just horny

I listen to literally none of these and I don't know what half of them are lol

Ive no doubt if you list some of what you do listen to the comments will help you figure out whether they go on this graph in lol

Gr8 b8 m8

Ah shit, you got me with NIN, Deftones, and Godspeed but I'm not celibate and even if I was, joke's on you: I love masturbating!

Damn, Post-Rock is in shambles

I also love Radiohead, weezer, BCNR, Swans and joy division… soooo
- weezer
  post-rock
- If you swapped out Weezer and Joy Division for Nine Inch Nails and Have a nice life we'd have exactly the same taste

Damn I listen to like 70% of these bands. I should tell my gf that we are everything that's wrong.

Same, not sure what incel has to do with it though. You can be a horny misogynistic sad misanthrope without being an incel.

I fundamentally object to the horny / sad dichotomy. off to have a good crywank

More people need to read Metamorphosis by ShindoL.
- Is that a crywank song title

I’m horny, sad, and misanthropic, but I’m not a misogynist and I still like Neutral Milk Hotel. Clearly this chart is a farce, a scam!

I’m still trying to figure that one out. I must not have listened to them that closely? I haven’t listened to that album in like a decade. Somehow they’re one pixel higher than Ye.
Deathgrips placement seems right though, and Joy Division, Godspeed! and Weezer (I don’t care for weezer tho). I haven’t heard the other bands enough to have an opinion. I should probably listen to more Radiohead….

Oh shit, I like NIN. I didn't even realize I was an incel.. What do I tell my wife? "Horny misanthrope" is pretty fair though, I guess.

Misanthropic means hating humanity. Misandrist means hating men. Trent Reznor is absolutely a misanthrope, or at least the character he is when writing/performing NIN songs is.

Isn't sunbather a deafheaven album? Also nothing I really listen to is on there lol.

yet you seem to think you're called out here 🤔
- Yeah, because it's obviously a shitpost intended to get a reaction out of fans of those bands. All I'm saying is that their list could be a little more complete. Like put king gizzard on there.

Damn, I like The Smiths, Radiohead, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, and Weezer. Somehow I managed to cover the whole board.

Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?

Presumably Lennon being a domestic abuser to his first wife though I'm not sure it comes through in their music.
More confused about Radiohead. If Radiohead isn't just broadly misanthropic then what is?
- "Creep" def. has 90s incel vibes to it.
- By that token, Red House Painters should be higher on the misogynistic scale

gy!be best. ty for suggestions.

You can tell this meme is bullshit because American football are in the horn quadrant, not the sad one despite being pretty much THE definitive sad boy music.

I listen to at least 1 or 2 artists from each quadrant, but most of them are in the bottom two... 🤔

Deftones, Godspeed! You, Slint (well, technically I listen to Pinback but it's the same dudes and they reference Slint all the time), Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails... Haven't even heard of the others down there.

Help me I've got no soul to sell

A Deafheaven reference appears in the wild! Oddly enough with Sunbather, one of their best albums, next to it... Unless there's a band called Sunbather?

Horny misanthrope

Where does stabbing westward go? Is there a depression axis?

I mostly live near the corners so I guess I'm a sad horny misanthropic misogynist.

Slowdive is way more chad than incel

Was really hoping to see new order on there as like a polar opposite of joy division

Firmly on the misanthrope half.

Well this says I'm a horny misanthrope... I wont argue.

what’s pes?

Why isn't there a misanthropic/angry quadrant? Where do Marduk and Goatwhore go?

Ok, I see Joy Division there, but where does New Order fit in, or is that when they started moving their hips?

Personally, I prefer that halfway point of "Power, Corruption & Lies", not Joy Division anymore, not the stadium/beer commercial monsters they eventually turned into.

Sad, horny misanthrope checking in.

Leave Slint alone, they just want to ride the roller coaster!

Me, listening to dehumanizing itatrain worship:

– I wonder where I should be...

NC,NR doesn't deserve to be on this list

What if I like Weezer, nine inch nails, Radiohead, AND pre 2013 Kanye?