What's on your helmet NCD?

“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.

18/f/cali

“I have autism, please be patient”

If you’re gonna draft me, I’m sure as fuck playing into the ‘useless Joe’ meme and try and break my 1Sgts will to live

In case of KIA delete browser history

"This side towards enemy" but on the backside of the helmet

"Born to kill" and a peace sign.

(What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics.)

Edit: after having read some of the responses in this thread, I might update it for modern times with "Yiff in hell" and a dickbutt.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I use Arch BTW

A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.

An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.

Idk but my gun is definitely getting named “Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooty”

O+

I haven't been in the army in 15 years and would probably need to prepare for a lot of blood transfusions.

Helmussy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

my head goes in it after all...

"Begun, the Climate Wars have"

DNR

"I just flew cargo drones"

In, Chinese, Russian, and English.

Just like the simulations

UWU

the entirety of the vaporeon copypasta

Born 2 Shit Forced 2 Wipe

I suppose at this point, plain MESHPAT is considered retro enough to be cool again.

Born to Feel

"I fought in WWIII and all I got was this stupid PTSD."

I HATE MONDAYS

Fuck off I’m eating

If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poontang

🍁NERV or “Taiwan best China”

One side will say "Why am I here?"

The other side will say "Oh no, not again."

AFK 5, brb

headed down to the Winchester

Single Taken Gamer

"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash"

Just put a bunch of check marks on the helmet.

"Comic Sans" in Comic Sans of course.

"Peace Salesman"

"Head in the clouds" with pictures of nuclear mushroom clouds behind it.

"You've got red on you"

We're yiffing in hell tonight!

Will kill for chicken nuggets.

"Don't Shoot"

Microwave my hard drives

Born to yiff.

We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.

“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”

"I Eat Ass"

Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...

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Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.

Stickerslap the shit out of it like a snowboard.

Pistachio

cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice

"Don't shoot"

“haha my gat go blat blat”

My favorite waifu.