“Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”
32 0 ReplyGreetings, egg-sibling
22 0 ReplyI'm sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I'm almost certain she's going to print this out and hang it in her office.
20 0 Reply"Drain the nature immersion" doesn't quite feel the same.
14 0 Replythere is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.
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14 0 ReplyTorment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore
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13 0 ReplySay this: My marshland regions are adequately hydrated
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I am definitely going to use "let's not disturb the marshland".
12 0 ReplyI'm fully submersed in that swampussy.
10 0 ReplyThis must be some sort of wetlander-humor
9 0 Replybased and marsh pilled
7 0 ReplyShrek?
5 0 ReplyInstead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp
Say: I recycle and enrich nature
4 0 ReplyLike that episode where Joey gets a thesaurus.
4 0 ReplyDid Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.
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