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Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars

thehardtimes.net Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars

Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers to fight for non-renewable resources over the next few decades thanks to the declining American birth rates, sources lighting cigars with $100 bills confirmed.

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I wish The Onion would stop giving reality new ideas
- At this point, it's the true headlines no one is self sabotaging enough to say out loud.
- Unfortunately this is not a new idea. But it is usually framed in, the young will support the older generation, as if there isn't ample resources to do that as is...

”sources lighting cigars with $100 bills confirmed.”
😂 That's a great line!

And Americans still think abortion bans are about "god" and "overpopulation".

Oil men the world over share a common disdain for regular people.. their greed knows no borders, they are loyal to nothing but their own wealth, and they've always loved working together to keep each other rich.. rich men also love watching poor people fight to the death on their behalf.. especially if the weapons are dramatic..

Truth

Automation to the rescue!

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