Meme reads, "ADHD in normal circumstances: 'I have no idea what's happening and I am grossly underprepared for everything and falling apart, pls send help' ADHD in times of CRISIS: (smiling emoji wearing sunglasses) I have been training for this moment my entire life. Stand back, weaklings, I've got this covered."
Add childhood trauma and first aid training to this and you've got me ordering poor scared kids running a drive through to bring me their first aid supplies and call paramedics, treating my patient for shock, and refusing to leave my new charge until paramedics (not just police) are on the scene.