[F] Candlestick capers (1890s)
As a vagina-haver my initial reaction was definitely "welp, girl you better hope that candle doesn't break" š
I don't think you have to have a vagina to realise that this is probably unwise . The same would apply to any orifice.
Heh you're probably right.
Remember kids, safety first: don't stick anything anywhere you can't retrieve it from if things go sideways. Don't want to end up as an ER doctor's anecdote