The Kool-Aid Man is the only person whom you can be 100% sure isn't full of shit.
Unless he has an intestinal tear...
Look at Mr. Healthy Bowel Movement over here.
I have some bad news for you.... See that red stuff in him ....
There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.
High blood sugar not high pee sugar
not mutually exclusive
indeed. urine with high sugar content has been associated with diabetes since at least the 5th/6th century BC.
Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?
The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.
It's a clear exoskeleton
The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.
Jesus : "Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink."
Koolaid man, bursting through the wall: "Oh yeah!"
I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher
Drink of his blood and be saved (from dehydration).
But not diabetes! OH YEAH!
This doesn't make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can't rule out magical reinforcement.
The fluid inside him isn't used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.
Indeed, the proof is in the kool-aid
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This seems like a pretty reasonable hypothesis. I see only one possible flaw. Golems are known for their extreme stupidity. Only being able to follow the literal meaning of restrictions and not talking. How does that fit into the Kool-aid man golem hypothesis? This is important we need to know.
transparent alu, what a classic
Oh yeah?
Dumb. Any child learns that in the first grade
I thought I learned about Wumbo... There's a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?
I can see how a llm, trained on the full body of western work, might decide 'blood' to be the favorable answer.
So the kool-aid man changes his blood every day?
The Kool-aid man donates. Do you?
I think it's more like we would donate to him. After all, he doesn't create his own blood, he has to get it in water and flavor packets.
And the pee is the filtered Kool Aid.
Lemonade flavor Kool aid
These are the important questions.
finally someone asked a pertinent question
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Our urine is practically derived from blood, so yes.
Correct answer would have been "yes".
