Milk

Yeah that barista looked at you weird because they think milk is murder, totally not because they were thinking “Why is someone over the age of 10 asking for a cup of milk?”

The funniest part here is that it looks like he is your typical millennial - drinking at an overpriced cafe, cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook, using said macbook at said cafe - but instead of being a liberal he’s a conservative. I want to believe it’s a bit

do they think milk is based now? conservative grievances just keep getting weirder

Ordered some whole CUM at the cafe today.

Barista looked at me like I was a murderer, they just don't understand what CUM ACTUALLY is.

Go CUM 💦

Someone needs to inform this nerd that using the wrong accent mark over the "e" in café was a... Grave mistake.

The "what milk ACTUALLY is" makes this dogwhistle way to noisy. He's shit at this, may as well just say "I am a white supremacist" and stop being a fucking coward.

Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks

Cows milk is literally for baby herbivores

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How does this trackpad work with a giant sticker on it?

Paying 1% the GDP of a small country for a pint of milk, to own the libs

He put the wrong accent on café

They looked at you like you are insane because you ordered milk at a cafe lmao

I'm always gonna remember stopping at a gas station on a hot day and buying an ice cream bar and a bottle of milk, and the Cashier told me how good I was at shopping because I made such a good choice of purchase.

I worked at a tech company that was rolling in investment money a few years back. They had just about anything anyone could want to drink on hand at all times including alcohol and juices and sodas that I'd never heard of or seen since. A zionist I used to work with there used to drink giant glasses of microwaved milk daily. He was very defensive about it too when people asked him about it, which people always did since we worked at the helpdesk.

I've never met anyone else who liked to drink warm milk past their early childhood but maybe that's a more common thing that I'm just not aware of.

Even funnier in context. Cw he's a transphobe

I zoomed in on the MacBook logo to see if it was 'shopped to say MilkBook.

What a low effort post. Sad.

I can't help but giggle at what's on his laptop. Like he couldn't think to have anything interesting on it besides his tweet bragging about a new pfp?

Yogurt Male

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Ofcourse It's a cracker-ass name like preston.

It ain't a political thing, drinking tit cum is weird as hell. Sorry crushed almonds sounds more appetizing to me than a hentai martini.

Where is the heroic group of black teens when you need them? This man desperately needed 4-6 untouchably confident teenagers to heckle him over his glass of milk until he left the establishment.

I am reminded of the scene from Anchorman where Ron Burgundy is stumbling through streets of San Diego drinking a carton of milk, commenting "Milk was a bad choice" and taking another sip.

I know adults in their 30's who drink tall glasses of milk with just about ANY meal... They offer, I always decline.

I don't understand the hog obsession with un-pasteurized (and non-homogenized) milk.

Crying as I pour half a carton into a 16 oz cup.

Right-wing virtue signalling is always so bizarrely compelling. MILK. MIIIIIIIILK.

He is full of milk

I love milk tbh.

My brother-in-law is a barista. He is insanely gifted. We were at a dairy farm together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”