harry dubois discovers touhou
harry dubois discovers touhou
[Medium: Success] - Ah, a fumo. Derived from the otomatopeia of touching something soft, mofumofu. They are particularly famous among fans of Touhou, a Japanese multimedia franchise, for being particularly rare and hard to find. Lucky you! This fumo depicts the character, "Patchouli." - Keep her close. Her softness and disaffected stare will ward against the coming darkness. - Wait, did you say rare? I bet we can pawn it for a quick réal. Think of all the cool stuff we could get. - Numbness creeps up from your fingertips, crawling into your spine. Across the bay, young man mourns the loss of the crown jewel of his collection. - Yes. This will do. You know what must be done. [Legendary: Failure] - Uh, do we? Maybe its one of these political things. They haven't failed us yet.
- Feed the bloodsucking landlords to the meat grinder?
- Feed the ungrateful workers to the meat grinder?
- Feed the ungrateful workers and foreigners to the meat grinder?
- Let the meat grinder starve?
- Do I have to?
- I don't like the sound of this...
- Does this have to do with the ex-something?
- [ELECTROCHEMISTRY - GODLY 16]
Low
25%
+1 Something about rainbows...
+1 Saw preserved jams.
-1 It's better to forget this.
This is a Red Check.
It cannot be retried.
⚅⚅
Check Success!
YOU - Your neurons fire in tandem, dredging through every scrap of information left in your hungover, burnt out mind, until you unearth something truly terrible.
VOLITION - I warned you.