Transcriber

Wait until they find out about transparent

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

It seems like being a conservative is just harboring an ideology that causes you to say things entirely devoid of substance.

Exhibit A:

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

Holy shit, you owe me a coffee for posting this, and a new keyboard.

Been a while since I laughed this hard.

Unconditional love 💗

Jimmy doesn't understand what a joke is.

That's going to solve pretty quick, bc transcriber is one of the first jobs that's going to be obsolete or at least very niche.

Why; Jimmy sounds like a royal kunt...

Fuck You Jimmy .l.

Reading "criber" as cry-bear from now on

In other news, some random guy from Twitter and semi-popular reddit alternative 'lemmy' placed last again in the "spot the joke" competition, both scoring no points, ever. Tears of frustration were however soon replaced by tears of joy, when the two tied for first place in "taking yourself too seriously".