“Son, I’m profoundly disappointed. I raised you not to stoop to such awful perversion. You’ve managed to ignore the rule of thirds and even moved the focus from your eyes. Hand me the camera so we can do this right.”
107 1 ReplyRule of thirds is such a cishet concept
39 5 ReplyI use the rule of 3/16ths
12 0 ReplyYeah. We need the rule of 3/5ths
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He is obeying rule 34 tho
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If I catch my son doing this, she's not my son anymore.
91 1 ReplyUnless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.
47 1 Replyof course
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I misread this like three times. Very funny. 10/10 supportive dad joke.
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That kids makin more than the dad now 💀
65 0 ReplyYeah, I won.
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Ab-so-lutely
42 0 ReplyIndubitably
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That's your daughter now
29 0 ReplyShe's wonderful
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Well.... they're definitely winning from the looks of it!
26 0 ReplyWhat is suppose to be in Dad's hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.
24 0 ReplyDoorknob
14 0 Replyashtray?
4 0 ReplyGood question - i'm assuming it's not a meat cleaver (but that's what my first impression is)
4 0 ReplyRim of the dad's hat and part of his face
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Too real
21 0 Replyusername checks out.
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🥸 ya winning
19 0 ReplyDon't know about winning, but I would like to have some of that pics (๑Ő௰Ő๑)
17 0 ReplyIndubitably
5 0 ReplyYeah, I won.
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2 11 ReplyDon't really see what's unhealthy about people exploring very safe things that they're into
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