Big things are happening on twitter

Jeffersonian and Jacksonian as "more free"

More free for who motherfucker

Apparently forcing indigenous people west and enslaving black people is "free"
- Free labor

neoliberals, famously slightly more socialist than communists

i'm sure the neoshitlibs are malding at the thought of being lumped in right next to us
- Neolibs right now:

why is your political compass in a wind tunnel??

For certain flow velocities, you can vortex shed an ideology like Posadism.
🎶Listen to the winds of change🎶

one of the most

things in amerikkkan politics is the so-called "independent" who still participates in partisan politics the same as everybody else

He could have just tweeted “I’m a dumbass” with a lot less work

He didn't need to his blue check says that for him

~~Horseshoe~~ Cow Theory

this is a really weird aerodynamics simulation

Thanks to waves generated in the upper atmosphere, El Niño can disrupt the polar vortex. That, in turn, can cause the jet stream to become more wavy, pushing Arctic air further south.
- how is Collectivism affected by the Liberty Vortex being pushed towards More Government?
mrw oscillations between corporatism and socialism should be occuring due to vortex shedding but it only seems to be going one way.

Someone spent hours on this. I bet they even have like a notepad page or something while they worked on this. I don't know what's on the notepad, it's clearly not their thoughts.

Because when I think of politically correct politicians, I think of Wilson.

At this point I’ve been exposed to so many of these shitty political compasses, I’ve developed a tolerance to the bad politics, so I’m more upset by the bizarre graphic design choices. What do the blue weather segmented lines mean? Same for the yellow-green circle. The Tropic of Cancer-esque lines are completely redundant. It’s like the creator knew this shit was shallow garbage and added a bunch of superfluous elements to create the illusion of complexity. With no regard to a consistent design scheme, of course.

some people are so pissed at the UN they still trying to fight the ghost of the preceding organization
You see, those blue lines are when people vote they illuminate the ionosphere.

time cube-ass graphic

Don’t besmirch the science of Time Cube be comparing it to this. This shit only wishes it could have four time corners of a 96 hour full day.
The trash education system keeps people too dumb to understand the genius of time cube. 4 CORNERS IN ONE DAY! Unlock time cube. Unlock 96 hour days!

So they just combined horseshoe theory with the political compass. Good job gold stars all around

Contradictions and class interests of capitalism = made up malarkey conspiracy horsepuckey

this incomprehensible shit = big brain, true, academic.

This is just a reminder to comrades that "corporatism" is a specific political term that doesn't mean the same thing as "corporatocracy" (itself a dubious term) but that it's best not to correct non-comrades when they make this error because why coach an ideological opponent on how to improve their arguments? Let them show their whole ass on the internet by putting their political naiveté on full display like this.

Oh dear he’s a font of fascist STEM

https://nitter.net/WayCharMar

Tag yourself. I'm "poltically" correct

There was an engineer in the early 1900s who thought he solved capitalism, he made a whole ass system called Social Credit - this was in response to the manifest failures of capitalism but refusal to take any of Marxism seriously prima facie.

It never went very far, except in my home province of Alberta which seems to be the playground of whatever stupid ass ideas the national bourgeoisie (instead of international big bourgeoisie) think is neat at the moment.

This thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_credit
- Liberals when they hear social credit

This is the most complicated sniper scope I've ever seen.

New COD micro transaction just dropped

Horseshoe theory 205

Political Compass implies a Political Vector Field of Political Magnetism

Neither left nor right, but north!

stop trying to put political ideologies on a spectrum

Just one more axis bro c'mon bro one more axis I swear bro political hypercube bro c'mon bro I swear bro

This looks like one of those shitty Peterson diagrams

This is so fucking philistine that it doesn't even know the neoliberal definition of "neoliberal" because it still puts it in opposition to neoconservative when neocons are a type of neoliberal. Also muh wokies being more "Socialist" than the communists, but that's low-hanging fruit

The politics understander has logged on

I like that they managed to combine the political compass with horseshoe theory

this monstrosity isn't even internally consistent. it's like PCIM but made 1000x more convoluted so much i'm not even sure what the point is or what ideology it's trying to push.

apparently even

are on the socialism wind stream/river current thingy

death to america

the collectivism to fascism pipeline

I think I had a stroke reading his words

Look I'm not a believer in race science, but I'm starting to think we should begin measuring white guy skulls. Just in case, you know?

We should be measuring cranial pressure if nothing else. Some of these galaxy brains are in dire need of a trepanation.

Real question: Is there a name for this sort of thing?

Like, my dad was the kind of guy who would draw these types of diagrams (like in the op) where he saw false symmetries based on nothing. Then he would see them with a profundity that only he really felt, and anyone he showed them would just kind of humor him. They usually were pretty shallow connections that revealed more about his own biases than the world.

It isn't quite the same diagraming I've seen with people I've know with schizophrenia, mainly because it's way less specific. But it shares a vibe.

I see this stuff a bunch. And just wonder if there's a jargon for it.

It seems like some kind of sparkling horseshoe theory maybe, but there's always the special kind of spin depending on the individual crank you're dealing with. I think part of it is these dudes retreading the same square foot of intellectual ground thinking they're all sherlock clouseau finding out what it's all about or some other equally deluded conspiracy theory shit.
Navel-gazing?
arrogance
- Yeah, it's definitely that and navel gazing. But I was just wondering if there's a specific name for when you start breaking out the bullshit charts.

phrenological politics

Thia graph is so fucking noisy I don't even care that it's complete shit.

It's not even original, it's just Horseshoe theory with a lot of extra crap.

Some people really want the unified theory of politics in chart form lol

Is this the diagram you draw in blood on the floor when summoning a demon?

Your political compass has a field that repels people and prevents anyone from actually entering into the area covered by the compass? That's a new one.

Mans doing meteorology using the political compass.

this is still easier to understand than actual wilson loops

the american man in all his infinite creativitude, has thought to flip the compass UPSIDE DOWN
This is why I salute the stars and stripes

In contrast to Germany, the U.S.A. had a constitution which was democratic from the start. And its ruling class managed, particularly during the imperialist era, to have the democratic forms so effectively preserved that by democratically legal means, it achieved a dictatorship of monopoly capitalism at least as firm as that which Hitler set up with tyrannic procedures. This smoothly functioning democracy, so-called, was created by the Presidential prerogative, the Supreme Court’s authority in constitutional questions, the finance monopoly over the Press, radio, etc., electioneering costs, which successfully prevented really democratic parties from springing up beside the two parties of monopoly capitalism, and lastly the use of terroristic devices (the lynching system). And this democracy could, in substance, realize everything sought by Hitler without needing to break with democracy formally. In addition, there was the incomparably broader and more solid economic basis of monopoly capitalism.

Trying to differentiate the left and right it's meaningless which is why I differentiated my political chart in left and right.

Also:

Political correctness and classical liberalism is more socialist than communism
Libertarians are more socialist than centrists
Neo-conservatives are closer to communists than to classical conservatives
Moderates go around in circles, creating some sort of magnetic field
The magnetic field generated by moderates shields the US two-party system from the particles emitted by freedom

new horseshoe just dropped

wdym left or right is meaningless your political spectrum circle still has distinct left or right axes

rubbing my eye Did this guy just turn the political compass into a Qiphiloth?

Revolutionary, I bet nobody has thought of a 2D political compass before.