The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start

“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

What in the goddamn?

Your a fink, dig.

Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Hail Krabsar

"We can't let Neptune do all the work."