Malcolm "Trip" Tucker
This is the Star Trek/ the thick of it crossover I never knew I needed!!
It would be easy to adapt .... just throw in random censor 'beeps' through the dialogue ... even cut out entire segments with one long beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and then return back to regular dialogue.
I always wondered what happened to that wraith dude that SG Atlantis tried to make back into a human. I guess he got to Earth and joined Starfleet.
And henchanged his name from Michael.
[Gently pushes an Engineering Ensign against the wall, staring at them with a cold rage]
"If you mess up my engine I'll come down on you so hard you'll need to be reassembled by fucking air-crash investigators."