time hack

You may have forgot:
\ 1a. check to see how much time you have
\ 1b. realize it's too late not to worry about it and too early to start getting ready
\ 1c. get anxious and don't do anything for a while, repeatedly checking the clock because you're time blind
\ 1d. get distracted, forget everything
\ 1e. nap
\ 1f. wake up already late, scramble to get dressed properly, go out looking like crap and still anxious
\ 2. Show up 1hr late