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TheOneWithTheHair @lemmy.world

1y ago

Burgers

33 comments

I would have never read healthy burgers.
- Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
- Likewise; it's an oxymoron

i definitely prefer my burgers healed
- The power of bacon compels you
  
  Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P
- Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit
  
  Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.
- I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.
  
  ya need that surface area for flavor!

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.
- Joke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.
  
  Looks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.
  
  I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.
- Hope it'll get better!
  Take care!
  
  Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

DON'T BUR. OPEN GERS.

There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.

THE POPE HAS SPOKEN

I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.

Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.
- Wouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.
  So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.

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