It's the holidays, time to impress the family.

I really want those to be a real product, but based on my searching, it's a fake. Which saddens me.

Scale is sometimes hard to tell in a photo.

...Which is why I thought Odo was on a novelty condom wrapper. Hell, the text still made sense.

This isn't the guests/special occasion China, this is the put on display and never use China.