Panera CEO lining up 1000 workers and forcing them to watch as he picks out ten random ones and forces them to drink the lemonade
Panera CEO lining up 1000 workers and forcing them to watch as he picks out ten random ones and forces them to drink the lemonade
I love shit like this because these dumbasses apparently think people in the past, or anywhere outside of boardrooms are motivated by making shareholders money. Like there's a reason every company comes up with a mythology about its "mission".
Fuck you, pay me.
Fuck you, pay me.
If you want shareholders to motivate the employees, allow each employee to kill a shareholder of their choice whenever they do a good job.
I have never in my life worried about the shareholders.
Fuck this guy but tbf I read the article, he wasn’t complaining about the employees, he was agreeing it was ridiculous to think they care about maximizing shareholder value.
"We understand you don't give a shit about the company because we're making money off the lack of pay you're receiving."
>.>
no no no not the lemonade AUGH I'm dying, THE CAFFEINE!
what a great world to live in. it used to be if profits>costs, you were successful. now if profits are 15 times the cost, you've failed horribly. fuck the stock market.
The Thirst Games
Capitalists are playing with fire by dropping the facade and revealing what they're all about, makes our job easier, but I don't know what the hell they think they're doing by talking like this
Unvarnished parasitism is universally revolting to the vast majority of human beings
EVERY WORKER - A MEMBER OF THE BOARD!