Everyone guess the topic that lead to this post

My mom is from a first nation community

what was the

line about Adam's "suspiciously gratuitous qualifiers" again?

Having a French Canadian dad is I guess something to brag about too. I've met the children of many French Canadian dads in my time, wouldn't say it makes you a worse parent but could demonstrate pretty easily it certainly doesn't make you a good one.
- more like they frenched their Canadian dad?
  blammo. got em.
Just because your mom was a rez agent doesn't mean she's from there bud

There's a podcast?? 🗿🗿🗿🗿
i tried one episode. wasnt for me.
- It's actually a very nuanced and intelligent show. One of the few in the modern media sphere that isn't afraid to talk about the complicated issues even when the woke mob comes for them. I'm going to attach my résumé (you might know it as a resume) so that you know my podcast opinions are coming from a worldly and properly educated poster.
I do listen to the podcast, but I also figured out south park was a load of shit years before the show even existed
also now that I think about it, I don't think chapo has ever talked about south park...
- for a second I thought you meant you knew south park was shit. Like, you just had a vision of it and went "trite."
I've only listened to when they read Ben Shapiro books. Really funny stuff
Also "I've never even heard of them but that's not going to assume I know what their opinions are and that you all share them."
They are right. I have no idea what to think about anything until Will or Matt tells me

I know pointing out people's spelling mistakes is annoying and dumb, but when you're trying to convince everyone you're a big brain, highly educated genius it kinda ruins it when you mess up basic stuff like then/than and capitalization rules.

This is highly offensive to say. The Quebecois are famously not fluent in English. Or French.
Genuinely the worst spellers in Canada, both in English among Anglophones, and in French among Francophones.
- Typing svp to mean thank you very much because my dog french makes it hard to spell medium sized words.

this person is a posting genius y'all need to appreciate what they gave us

@Yerbouti@lemmy.ml Thanks for the new tagline

All those degrees and books read and they like south park, lol
- Having a doctorate actually has very little to do with how smart you are
- "I don't know what a chapo is, but it seems like you people need them to tell you what to think"
  Yeah you're cooking with that doctor logic now baby. The research expert has logged the fuck on.

Ten posts explaining in detail why south park sucks:

One post that’s just “it’s dumb and so are you lol”:

yOu pEoPlE ArE MiNdLeSs fAnAtIcS LiKe dRuMpH CuLtIsTs!

I HAVE EATEN OVER ONE THOUSAND (1000) BOOKS

Unknown to Literacy, nor Known to Nescience
Have cultivated wojacks in many posts
Yet, those posts will never say anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Cringe Works
- Here I come, King of Posters! Do you have enough grass in stock?
:worf:

You guys are behaving EXACTLY like Trump supporters

Right, throwing a fit because people criticized your favorite little media treat is not chud behavior at all, meanwhile criticizing those treats for being reactionary and transphobic - exactly like Trump

But when the world needed Ulysses the most, he vanished.

Once he grows enough potatoes to power up a laptop I hope he'll log on and be proud of how we handled ourselves today even without his guidance.
Can't believe he left the day before Kissinger's death :'(

Oh yeah fuckface? Well my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Seriously? I'm 10. I go to South Park elementary. I've read more books then you will in your entire life. My mom is from Colorado and my dad is Jack Tenorman. I think this sub is fucking pathetic. I'm not sure what exactly Chappo is, but it's seems you people need them to tell you what to think. You guys are behaving EXACTLY like Trump supporters: privilege white people behaving like they are better then everyone. Toxic AF. Wannna tell me about you? Did you ever accomplished anything interesting or do you just tell people on the internet they suck to make you feel good?

Did you ever accomplished anything interesting or do you just tell people they suck to make you feel good?

my dad is French Canadian

This strengthens your credential, how exactly? If anything it makes me value your opinion less.

Was he trying to do a "I don't get offended when they say Canadians drive cars with square wheels and call each other buddy so idk why black people get offended when they have an episode about how it's ok to say the n word"
- I literally say buddy all the time and my tires are square
- Lol, I don't think the shows mockery of Canadians is anyone here's primary objection to it.
  If anything that's one of the better parts of the show.
His head flaps around disconnected from his lower jaw sadly.
he has french in him so he thinks he comes with "+15% in culture ".. obviously you can not see his Mustache and Baguette beeing on the internet so you dont know that , so he has to tell you .
the expected reacktion is ..." Oh fuck you part french ? Sorry didnt know , gonna give Southpark another try then !"
- Tbh, actual French people perceive the Quebecers as country pumpkins, any Quebecers who simp for the French should be shot with no trials
Losing 2 referendums and wear it like a badge.
Also using ''french-canadian'' unironically. Federalists are really the pétain of Quebec

Lmao it was the fucking south park thread goddamn

Damn.. a new site tagline AND a copypasta? My cup runneth over.

Good grief

My reply to this would be “lol u suck”

This is what people who care about academic accolades look like

I forgot more languages than most people ever learn and I am not this full of myself

We can have different taste in media but by golly you will think my tastes are high art.

This guy was really fun.

If you check their profile directly they're still around posting extremely funny shit, but they appear to be banned because the posts aren't showing up on the hexbear side. They aren't mentioned in the modlog so idk what's going on there really.

See, this is not argument. This is "GHnuF, YOu SToPID LOL" level.

Writing that down as false alias info in my anti-doxxing note. Like hell would I ever list out my credentials on an anonymous forum.

with the trajectory of that whole conversation we could probably get complete tax documents out of them if we just say south park isn't very good a few more times
personally I like to see mortgage docs before discussing cartoons on the internet. I don't talk art with renters.