Why did you choose your username?

mom i'm internet famous

I can't remember

I’m a simple man.

I kept on trying to make an account and it wouldn't let me for some reason.

I still haven't grown the fuck up

I didn't. It's my IRL nickname. It means 'short circuit' (as in 'easily frustrated'). I'm the opposite of it, I'm the calmest person on this planet. My friends thought it would be funny. (the full word spells 'Kurzschluss')

Shork

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

Old WoW randomly generated name. Stuck with it for years now

Well I'm a very confused person, and I'm surprised at the world around me.

Remembering multiple names is too hard. I'll just stick with the one mom gave me

You'll never guess where I browse the internet from

I like tea

My initials if my middle name were Keith

I had a T-shirt with a toaster that had flame decals and just the word toast underneath. People kept asking me what it meant, as if there was a secret meaning to warm bread.

I like coffee and I like vectors. I made it in high school and thought I'd be one of those names I regret, but even now I still like it.

I grew up in central Flordia in the 80s and 90s. I loved saltwater fishing. Because of this I started to have lots of interactions with pelicans.

After awhile I became kind of close with them, we somehow seemed to communicate, I would spend hours with them, sometimes I would take out the boat and float around the shallows for these huge schools of pompano that would swim around the deep shipping channel then they would come up in the shallows for a few seconds and hit the bait fish really hard, it made them an easy catch and an unbelievably hard fight on ultralight gear.

I would go alone, sometimes with friends, but the one living being that always showed up was the pelican, and in this particular case it was a fishing spot I found near the Skyway bridge in St. Petersburg.

This is where the pelican became my favorite bird, we had some good times together, one bird in that area though new me and followed me around, never bothering me, never once trying to catch my bait that obviously has a hook in it, it seemed to know what was up, I'll never forget those pelicans and especially my buddy who always loved hanging out and getting fat from my catch.

So I carry the name because I love pelicans and the more people see the name maybe just maybe they might think twice before harming one of these magnificent birds or littering which is heavily contributing to their extinction.

Typo.

I tried and it worked.