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The fuck is a super straight
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But doesn’t wipe their ass cuz they can’t touch man ass for fear of not being straight any more
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It's not gay if it's just a prank
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Its like horseshoe theory where you are so straight you turn gay af
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Someone who doesn't wash their ass because they might touch their butthole
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Something like this... but maybe with less acceptance.
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That was fucking hilarious
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As soon as I saw super straight, I knew it was going to be as gay as it gets. Love this green text every time 🤣
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Real talk homies. How desperate would you as a straight man have to be to use a glory hole, knowing probably a man would be doing the sucking?
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I'm not concerned about whether it's a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I'm concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring
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Why the hell is it gay to have a guy suck your dick? It's only gay if you're aroused by the thought of men. At a glory hole, you can still imagine it's a girl and the only gay one is the dude blowing you.
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Quick question, that is only for my curiosity and doesn't come from any negative judgement, are you a straight male?
If you are then good on ya, I should feel silly for being surprised by this take because everyone is different.
But if you aren't; I would say that as a straight male, the thought of potentially getting my dick sucked by a guy but not knowing it was a guy, gives me the same exact feeling as if I did know. It's not disgust for another person, it's just a voiceless feeling that roughly translates to "definitely no", I'm sure someone else could describe it better, I'm no wordsmith, but that's essentially why we don't want to do that.
That being said, if you don't want to involve involuntary aversions, only some people have and nobody really talks about without being homophobic, because maybe you haven't experienced what I'm talking about. I will say getting your dick sucked by a guy is gay in the most literal sense. Maybe you aren't gay, that's on you to figure out, but you did do a gay thing, no "if"s "and"s or "butt"s about it and there is nothing wrong with that.
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This is totally typical. You know why?
1 - It's easy to show up and get serviced, no sweat. 2 - Gay dudes give the bests blowjobs. 🧑🏼 3 - And... 'Cause the "straight male" actually enjoy doing it...
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Real talk my dudes. How much more homophobic can this guy get?
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He could have been more sensitive but there is nothing homophobic about just being straight. He didn't make any judgements about gay people, or any other disenfranchised group. His judgement/curiosity is towards straight males.
If you are bi curious and want to go to a glory hole and get excited about not knowing who is doing the service then guess what? You're a beautiful person but you aren't straight. So his question had nothing to do with you.
His question was for someone who has the same sexuality as him. It seems like he feels a specific way about something that comes from his sexuality and is wondering what the circumstances would be to make someone else that feels just like him about it to actually go through with it.
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Homophobic? Dude, I'm gay.
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I’d would have to lose the use of both my arms first and then who knows what might end up happening.
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Probably not the best subr.... SubLemmy(?) to ask this question. It's important right now to be sensitive for our disenfranchised homies.
Without looking at your previous posts I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that you didn't mean anything negative by it. So hear me when I tell you that saying things that could even just "possibly" be misinterpreted as something negative will absolutely be taken personally. The past hundred+ years have been completely fucking horrendous for gay people, so until we go back to freely fucking and sucking anyone without judgement, the people who are used to being oppressed for said fucking and sucking are going to be a little sensitive when you say something that might be misinterpreted into you thinking they should be oppressed.
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Fake: Super straights (as originally conceived by transphobes) aren't attracted to trans people like they're not attracted to the same gender. It'd be nearly impossible to find a dick that isn't connected to a trans person or a man, meaning he somehow avoided thinking about it until the guy moaned. The sheer stupidity is unlikely, so it's probably satire.
Gay: Not necessarily, as enbies and transfems can have dicks and still use a masculine voice, so sucking that dick could be heterosexual. However, it's more likely to be gay than not gay, as most people with penises and masculine voices identify as men.
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Calm down son, it's just a drawing
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That's the joke 😑
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Not even gay but this my favorite green text of all time
I remember where one about a guy who parriciipated in a threesome. They had some dp action and his and another guy's balls touched but it wasn't gay. The third guy they were fucking also agreed.
If they said "no homo" before I don't see how any of that could be considered gay.
Ha, I'm reminded of the shirt that said I'm not gay but $20 is $20
I've seen this a thousand times and I've chuckled every time.
Not even gaysuper straight