You find yourself in a room with people.
Everyone else is someone you have had sex with in your life.
You find yourself in a room with people. Everyone else is someone you have had sex with in your life.
What happens next?
I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.
So... What happens next?
Same thing that happens at regular family events.
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My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.
What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.
Oof, that's true!
That didn't even cross my mind! 😅Bunch of dogs and a few cats appear ...... all animals that humped your leg or massaged your thigh.
Why would your first wife meeting your second wife be awkward? Did she expect you to be celebate the rest of your life? Did you run away with your second wife? Or never tell your second wife about your first? Now I’m curious.
Without going into detail about how their personality types were both wonderful, but clashing, there's the obvious point that my first wife would have to cope that she's been dead for many years and that I moved on. That wouldn't be pleasant. She would probably see me happy with my second wife as happy as I was with her, and think, "what the HELL?" "Well, you died." "Okay," she'd say, and definitely NOT be okay. I might add, "you said I needed to find someone after you're gone," which I think the reality of what that meant in a context in front of her would hit her like an iron fist. We were each other's first, see. My second wife would be gushing towards her, thanking her for everything in an awkward way, because while I was truthful about my previous marriage, I was also really kind. My second wife is also a widow, so she gets it. She credits my wife for "the man I have now," which is true. I am a better person because of my first wife, but I have also changed and "grown" a little since her death. So now, I would be a different person to her. One seasoned by the death of a spouse. That shit changes you.
I think a majority of our discussion would be, "well, what has happened in the world since 2014, then?" and that would be... bad. For all the reasons most people looking outside of this room would know. My first wife would be very upset how things progressed a few years after she died. "Trump? The asshole from The Apprentice?" And so on.
My wives did meet, but didn't know it. My wife was kind of a local celebrity, but my second wife was a vendor IN those circles. I has also met my first wife several times, but only as a character in the background. If that makes sense. We friended because of a local widow's group, which she still runs with a friend. We didn't even start dating until years after both our spouses passed, and only recently remarried. Our friends, many of them mutual since way before, approve of us finding one another.
Depends how time has progressed for them I guess
Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?
Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.
Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.
I want you to be my lawyer.
You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.
I understood that you are in a room with everyone but the persons you had sex with.
Must be a huge Room smelling like farts
This happens to me every day
Such a lonely room.
I would turn it into a computer room.. :)
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables
Oof
Don't worry, you're not missing out on much. Is it better than...self service? Ya sometimes, but not always.
I don't know though, I always pay someone else to wash my car, I can't be bothered and they do a better job anyway, so I don't see why this would be any different.
I have some alone time with my wife.
Same it happens to me every night
You can shoo all the hookers into a corner
I sob uncontrollably in an empty room.
"Why does everyone here have 5 heads and 1 arm?"
“Hey.” “Hey.” “How are things with you?” “Pretty good. You?” “Good, thanks.”
I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.
...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.
rape survivors are going to have a hard time...
If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.
Oof. I don't even want to think about that...
Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.
Try 15. There would be some dudes and a pile of bones in the midle. lol
Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…
Aww
A crow could understand the number of people in that room
How high can crows count again?
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to this:
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/429c0010-e6f2-42fe-a03e-6f66457c0db5.jpeg
I wasn't able to find a definitive answer, but after skimming Wikipedia I think a reasonable range would be at least 3 but probably less than 17.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence
Anecdotal evidence from the 1960s has suggested that crows can count up to 3. It has been shown that parrots can count up to 17.
It's a reference to this Article: https://mymodernmet.com/crows-understand-zero/
Thank god, I miss my wife rn
I would sit in an empty room.
Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.
Even better would be if they knew why they were there, and realized upon noticing each other: "YOU?!?!?"
Oh, they know. Why do you think they don't get along?
Try to get laid.
Giggidy
Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there
I suggest a 180° instead, otherwise you'll rush just into their arms. 😁
I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.
I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.
I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.
My wife realizes I'm no stud
We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.
I need an antidepressant after reading this comment section.
That's too much crazy in one room.
Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.
Going for the orgy, bold move but could be epic if it pays off.
Honestly, with the majority of the people I've slept with, not so much a bold as just taking advantage of the opportunity. Hell, some of them and I already know each other from group sex, and the the majority of the rest have engaged in group sex in other circumstances. The vast majority are, at the least, okay with random hookups with strangers.
That's not going to be a very full room
Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)
My husband finally meets my boyfriend
And then you offer them some of your pancakes?
Alone again, naturally
Edit: obligatory link to song
We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened... Kind of like a school reunion really... (Forgotten is most likely.... )
What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do....
I hope there's name tags! That could get awkward quickly... Maybe some games? I hope it's at a Dave & Buster's.
I enjoy the peace and quiet.
None of them would know what the connection is.. at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. 😖
Most likely I'd find wife and then sneak out with her.
Well, I hope the event is catered, at least.
I apologize to one for just using her for sex, catch up with 3 others, just chat with the one I still talk to on and off.... Genuinely sounds like it could be a pleasant evening. Might bust out a board game or something.
Have several panic attacks probably
A few of them would wonder why there are women and men in that room, but a few would already know why.
why there are women and men in that room
Is it strange to see/find people in a room?
The room doesn't suggest anything on its own - it's just an ordinary room.
I'll have to find a way to convince my gf that these woman are in fact not prostitutes and I've never seen them before......
Am I alone, or there are clones of myself in the room with me too?
If you have had sex with yourself, then maybe...but I don't count masturbation so...how...?
Well they two of them already managed to find each other on their own independently. So I'll still get ganged up on. In a sort of friendly way. I still have a good relationship with those two.
The third person I'll have to spend most of the evening trying to avoid because she is actually really annoying. Which I can now clearly see now that I'm not 18 anymore.
We'd probably talk and listen to music. At least it wouldn't be that weird, talking to myself, since the room is empty.
Hello me, meet the real me
How did this ballroom get hired at such short notice?
50 women talking shit about me does not sound fun. At all.
And there's bound to be a dozen or so I don't recognize.
Those three people already know each other, so...
My best friend gets to see I wasn't over exaggerating my ex's bullshit.
